because I prayed this word: I want.

thinking about how dracula has never been accurately adapted into a film and thinking about how dev patel would play the hell out of jonathan harker

The Freelancer Pay Gap by State

Despite efforts to achieve pay equity, the gender pay gap remains a complex and ongoing challenge across America — even with freelancers who can set their own rates.

Data analysts at OnDeck analyzed the hourly rate charged by 9,078 U.S.-based freelancers on Upwork with over 100 billed hours to reveal the gender pay gap in America’s freelancing industry: https://www.ondeck.com/resources/pay-gap-gig-economy

"Satan in Council" by Gustave Gore, 1868. Engraved illustration for Milton's "Paradise Lost".

Eid Mubarak to everyone. Thinking about everyone in Palestine and Sudan who can't celebrate as they used to. I pray that all will better for the next Eid.

Robert Graves, Poems 1970-1972

New Crow Time - When you drink from silly fountain you get cartoon powers.

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this has been discussed before but reducing female characters to the girlboss braincell holder in the name of combating misogyny in fandom is ironically also a form of misogyny

people love love loooove to go on and on and on about whiteguy #135336843’s internal torment and the nuances of his writing and then when it comes time to talk about women it’s all um actually she can do no wrong and holds the braincell and babysits the boys like a mother hashtag feminism. i hope you fucking blow up

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”

The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.

The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.

Right. We’re going to have words about that last tag there.

Okay @gallusrostromegalus I realize you probably just forgot to finish that last tag, but I want to make clear how fucking

OMINOUS

it is that you don’t elaborate what those coroner firing reasons were covering up

Tumblr fucked up the tags, the last one is supposed to read “#Someone finally gave in to temptation and had a little Nibble”

If this isn’t a #WorldHeritagePost it should be.

My friend at the frog pancreas when we dissected frogs

Wolf turntable renders

Stickers

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

I got the chance to road trip out to the path of totality! My phone camera didn’t do it justice, so I painted what I saw instead 🌞🌚

Tada!

Very fun commission for @fruitviking of Holmes and Watson, based on 'Hellelil and Hildebrand, the Meeting on the Turret Stairs" by Frederic William Burton

This was really fun to do/figure out how to adapt. Ended up getting to use the facade of the Sherlock Holmes museum on Bakerstreet as a backdrop so that was neat! (If you're ever in London go check it out, they've replicated the flat and everything)

Thanks again for the commission!

Reference below the cut

Just a little fairy I doodled the other day. I think they kinda look like Tinkerbell :)

Everyone in the notes:

before: GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT

after: hello mommy 🥺 could you pretty please help me with this 🥺 it’s me your baby boy

im making this its own post actually

found family is "i have endured the fucking horrors with these guys. i would both kill and die for them. i would rip my own bones out to make splints to heal theirs. there is no name for the bond we share"

found family is NOT "this guy is so dad-coded and these guys are so sibling-like and—"

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post