GM: you search the crew logs and find the most recent entry
Pilot: are they dated?
Soldier: no they're pretty modern
*the GM sighs*
GM: so after a few hours of psychological torture
Gunslinger: psychological WARFARE!
GM: whatever you say...
And just where are we going to find and ETHICALLY SOURCED baby skull?
Gunslinger: I dunno, I lost a perfectly good cloak last time
Fire Cleric: I'm sorry! I sneezed alright!
"Is that what we're doing now? we're roleplaying our characters therapy session!?"
"so, what have you got planned for next session?"
GM:
Pilot: stop struggling I'm trying to stop the bleeding
NPC: you stuck your finger in my bullet wound!
Player: if I were evil I'd finger him again
Helm of refreshment
Up to two doses of potions can be loaded into the helm allowing the wearer to take them without the need to spend actions preparing them
stick a couple of healing potions in, stick it onto the barbarian and away we go
Jin: I'm still in my pyjamas yes
GM: so you're in your JIN-Jams :D
*the party sighs*
The ideal party composition is; perfect one, brooding bad boy, clown, girl and Scotsman
wish list
Jin: I'm going to close my eyes and press the screen randomly and check out ONE thing from her list
Rin: can you imagine if he hit "select all"
GM: I'd give you a fate point if you do that
Jin: ...I'll give YOU a fate point NOT to do that
GM: okay...so you buy her a desert eagle
Jin: I bought my little sister a gun!?
GM: no you've bought your little sister a large bird of prey
Rin: yeah captain I should tell you a bunch of cars just pulled up and some men in black looking creeps are coming to kidnap Guy.
Jin: don't worry I'll take care of it...Muuuuum!
captain's day off
Guy: captain I have urgent news there's...why are you in pyjamas it's 3pm?
Jin: I'm on holiday remember
Guy: why are you wearing three onesies?
Jin: again. holiday.
good boy?
Guy: this dog seems ill equipped for combat, what is it's purpose?
Rin: it's a Shiba it's a therapy dog
Guy: it is meant to calm you?
GM: guy you look into it's eyes and you sense murderous rage
Guy: I don't think it's working...
Make it easier to distinguish between in-character and out-of-character comments by doing all IC dialogue 3 inches from the GM's Face.
Friend: so what has D&D taught you about your friends?
DM: well they have this habit of...
Friend: trusting you?
GM: as their dungeon master you wanna nip that in the bud pretty quickly