sophie, playing "fuck, marry, kill": howl, howl, howl
*does the sign of the cross with the limpest wrist possible* bless me father, for i have slayed
thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence
this is a man who has experienced The Public
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood
“Look at me”
spiderrpcrker
Baby Wangji coming to terms with the big gay crush he developed on the most annoying kid in class
this is so cute and wholesome and I'm dead over it I'm crying
This is the exact opposite of hiding coins at the beach for your child with a metal detector
Dad enrichment activities
cooking baking
you’re the only person who gets it
i swear i dont make a habit of screenshoting tweets but i cant get over him-
i would die for secret hidden hobie "B"
oh i should prolly link to this, op explains why a second hobie was necessary.
