Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone (2001) // Paddington (2014)
“Aaron?” It’s Juliette, Juliette, my Juliette—
― Tahereh Mafi, Restore me
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“I love it when you say my name,” he says. “I don’t even know why.” “Warner isn’t your name,” I point out. “Your name is Aaron.” His smile is wide, so wide. “God, I love that.” “Your name?” “Only when you say it.” “Aaron? Or Warner?” His eyes close. He tilts his head back against the wall. Dimples.”
― Tahereh Mafi, Unravel Me
(I edited Vittoria Ceretti and Janis Ancens)
Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source
i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS
imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho
“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”
“I roll to Bluff.”
“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”
“I want to bluff the scales.”
“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”
“Yup.”
“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”
“HA! Nat 20!”
“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”
This is S.H.I.E.L.D. Maybe where it started.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo
the mandalorian — episode one | ❝ i like those odds ❞
it’s even better when it’s like..
Oh.
Oh.
That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands
Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.
When I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be… I hope they remember you.
I’ve lived a lot of lives, but I’m done running from my past. BLACK WIDOW | MAY 2020







