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•Happy little Hufflepuff•Bucky Barnes is the love of my life•I think whale crackers are better than goldfish•

“Aaron?” It’s Juliette, Juliette, my Juliette— 

― Tahereh Mafi, Restore me 

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“I love it when you say my name,” he says. “I don’t even know why.” “Warner isn’t your name,” I point out. “Your name is Aaron.” His smile is wide, so wide. “God, I love that.” “Your name?” “Only when you say it.” “Aaron? Or Warner?” His eyes close. He tilts his head back against the wall. Dimples.”

― Tahereh Mafi, Unravel Me 

(I edited Vittoria Ceretti and Janis Ancens)

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

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i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”