if this year had a colour it would be like when u get black pen on ur yellow felt tip and everything is ruined forever

👏Don't 👏call 👏yourself👏an👏astronomer 👏unless👏you👏found👏stickman👏

When they say you can’t use the calculator on the reading section

i dont need my face half in shadow to reveal the bags under my eyes

coral reefs: we are the dominant organism 

sponges:

When you’re at the subway station and the announcer starts rapping

i want someone to look at me the same way the aurora del valle looked at her new camera admiring the details on every screw

Reblog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

I am very soft and smol and am excellent for cuddling I am just putting this out there

better late than never;;;; AAAHHH;;; i finished hhhbghg ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

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has anyone seen that lady since?

“Did I stutter?”

Positive parts of 2016

- the rise of old friends senior dog sanctuary - Hamilton - pokemon go - female ghostbusters - i don’t give a fuck im outta here Obama - captain america civil war - girl, black guy and latino guy leads in new star wars - deadpool - lemonade - literally???! Nothing??? Else????

“Lesbian” movies be like

-“I’m in a relationship with a guy but you’re so hot and this is so wrong” -“you’re my teacher but you’re so hot and this is so wrong” -“there’s so much drama and one of us is gonna die” -“I’ve only ever been with men but you’re different and the only label we can come up with for this is ‘lesbian’” -“I’m in a loveless marriage and you’re so young and sexy but I’ll end up with my husband anyway”

I saw a picture a couple days ago of a girl kissing a female statue, my first thought was: Oooo that would make such a good movie, one not based on any of the themes that already exist

Okay so a story about a girl who goes on a school trip to a museum and she and her friends are bored out of their minds so they start taking stupid selfies and there’s this statue of some greek goddess and the girl takes selfies with it and kisses it first on the cheek and then on the lips. The next day that goddess is sitting in her kitchen asking her to make her some coffee because oh my god she has the worst hangover of her life and she can’t even remember where she is.

mum: “do your homework!”

me:

I've been waiting (its 7/27/2026)

you know when you’re talking w/ someone and you just feel.. Warm. like.. not.. warmth temperature-wise but just this.. sense of overall coziness like on an emotional level speaking w/ them is the equivalent of whenever you step into a patch of sunlight… that’s something