sitcom behavior
the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me
the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅
Delete this account immediately.
WANTED: Malcolm, 8 year old siamese tabby for assault and intent to harm hand
He looks like he’s going through a rough divorce wtf
[ID: tweet by senderblock23 "I think milk hotels should pick a side"]
If I saw a twink getting pounded I would rescue him
Unhand him
Hello Charles Martin Smith, director of the 1997 film "Air Bud." I have always found the premise of your work; that there is no rule in basketball explicitly barring a dog with supernatural abilities from playing, insufferably twee. Did you know there is also no law barring dogs from performing life saving surgery? The 5 year old Golden retriever in the time release cage on your right has watched over 10,000 hours worth of surgical training and hospital procedure videos, and successfully played the game operation 700 times. Let's find out if he can ignore his natural instincts and remove the peanut butter placed inside your heart.
places i should be allowed to poke around in because i am curious by nature
- container ships in the middle of the ocean
- the large hadron collider
- any salt mine
- museum storage rooms
- svalbard seed vault
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen
a post can be about like grieving your dead grandma and bitches on this site will reblog “this is me w that old man who used to cum down my throat he tasted so good i miss him”
