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A Lighthouse on Fire at Night (Joseph Wright of Derby, 1790)

Ohio Total Solar Eclipse

on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

my middle aged client going off about kids these days and how they have such a different childhood and back in the day kids used to have real experiences like how she and her girl friends used to practice kissing on each other and now kids just sit in the same room in silence on their damn phones. hey ma'am run that back real quick

while you were fumbling hoes, i was humbling foes! and as for the hoes… hehehe… let’s just say they won’t talk to me

LOL

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video 

You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen

Penis Envy and the six other Penis Deadly Sins

Penis Gluttony

penis wrath

I have made a terrible mistake

I need to get back to cooking more.

fog of war in the grocery store

clicks you. commands you to explore

on it boss

there's cheese in here boss

rentoids

boeing

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

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