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°•☆-it took me by surprise- Maria Mena☆•°

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Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

A Secret for Only the Two of Us

Inspired by fanart and a recent angstymdzsthoughts post about a creepy JFM.

Also, @shiranai-atsune gave me a long (and I mean L O N G) list of prompts and one of them included a Fem!WWX so here you go!

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Lan Wangji had been patrolling yet again tonight, hoping he’d catch a glance of Wei Wuxian sneaking over the rooftiles with contraband and was not surprised to see it happening again. 

The boy must have thought that Lan Wangji was not there as he smiled gleefully and took in the scent of Emperor’s Smile. But Lan Wangji was, in fact, there, he was merely out of Wei Wuxian’s sight for the moment. 

Lan Wangji took in the beautiful sight of Wei Wuxian’s smile (read: glared) and Wei Wuxian, probably not expecting Lan Wangji’s appearance, slipped on the tiles and fell forward, landing right on top of Lan Wangji.

Normally, Lan Wangji would have pushed Wei Wuxian off by now and taken him for punishment but……but what is this softness he feels from Wei Wuxian? It’s on his chest and……doesn’t feel like anything his ever felt before.

“Lan Zhan?”

Lan Wangji isn’t thinking of anything at all.

“Ah, Lan Zhan. Do keep this a secret, okay? I know your sect forbids men and women interacting, but I have a good reason! You’re the only person who knows, so please do me a favor and don’t tell anyone!” Wei Ying babbled, sounding oddly frantic.

Lan Wangji blanked out. Wei Ying……is female?

……………………..

“I need punishment.” Lan Wangji told his brother without any warning. “With the paddles.”

“Huh?” Lan Xichen nearly dropped the scroll he was reading. “Wangji, why?”

Lan Wangji opened his mouth to confess what happened, but remembered the slightly desperate tone of Wei Ying to keep his–her gender a secret. “I cannot say.”

Lan Xichen frowned. “This is about Young Master Wei?”

Lan Wangji nodded.

“Why the need for paddles? You have not broken any rules.”

On the contrary, Xiongzhang, I have. All those fantasies I’ve had tell a very different story. And now, knowing what I know about Wei Ying, I have been very disrespectful. Not to mention the thoughts I had after feeling Wei Ying pressed up against me like that– Judging by the look on his brother’s face, Lan Wangji knew he got the message loud and clear.

“You are adamant.” Lan Xichen sighed, “How many strikes?”

“One hundred.”

“Wangji, no.” Lan Wangji was stubborn though and Lan Xichen was reluctantly resigned. “I will assign fifty and you will go to the Cold Springs after.”

“But, Xiongzhang….” Lan Wangji frowned.

“This is final, Wangji. Whatever happened between you and Wei Wuxian, I do not exactly know, but he hasn’t acted particularly different, so it must not have been that bad.”

Lan Wangji jutted out his lower lip slightly in an approximation of a pout.

……………………………….

Wei Wuxian had not seen Lan Wangji all day and was worried that after last night’s incident, she wouldn’t be able to see the other anymore. But she really had a good reason for hiding her gender!

It started off with warnings she had heard from the other street children about female orphans being sold off into a brothel. She didn’t want that to happen, so did her best to disguise herself as a male. It worked of course and soon, Wei Wuxian didn’t have to worry about being sold into a brothel. 

That is, until Uncle Jiang had started making those idle comments. 

“You look so much like your mother. You have Changze’s face structure and nose, but everything else is Cangse’s…..”

“With every year that passes by, you resemble her more and more……”

“If only you were a woman….”

“I miss Cangse so much. I’m so glad you look like her.”

He always had a strange gleam in his eyes that made Wei Wuxian shudder and once she was old enough to understand, it made her even more desperate to hide her gender. She could only imagine what would happen should she be revealed to be a woman……

Regardless, there’s no use thinking about that now. She has to find Lan Zhan and make sure he doesn’t tell her secrets to Old Man Lan! As she rounded the corner to the discipline pavilion - because she’s sure that Lan Wangji would be there - she was shocked to see him getting hit by the discipline paddle. The senior disciples disciplining him looked really confused and Wei Wuxian had a feeling that Lan Wangji was only there because of her.

Lan Wangji always followed the rules and to be interacting with her was against it. Not to mention how she had been pressed up against him the other night……… Just remembering that made her face hot. But anyway, Lan Zhan shouldn’t punish himself for that!

Just as she was about to step forward, Lan Xichen stopped her. 

“Zewu-Jun?”

“Ah, Young Master Wei, I was just looking for you.”

“There’s no time for that! Zewu-Jun, why is Lan Zhan being punished?”

Lan Xichen raised an eyebrow, “I was under the impression you knew why?”

For a moment, Wei Wuxian panicked before remembering Lan Xichen’s form of address of her. “It wasn’t Lan Zhan’s fault! Zewu-Jun, please stop him.”

Lan Xichen merely shook his head. “Wangji is stubborn. And I’d rather I give him the punishment than he doing it himself. He has always been strict with himself.”

Wei Wuxian pouted. “Well, he shouldn’t. Lan Zhan should learn to let go sometimes.”

Lan Xichen smiled. “He should, shouldn’t he? Anyway, now that I’ve successfully distracted you,” And Wei Wuxian realized that Lan Zhan’s punishment was indeed done. “You will find Wangji in the Cold Springs recovering. You can speak to him about it then.”

“Really? Thank you, Zewu-Jun!” Wei Wuxian turned around and followed Lan Xichen’s directions to the springs, completely missing his mischievous smile. 

……………

Lan Wangji had been meditating in the Cold Springs when a familiar voice drifted close to him. 

“Lan Zhan!”

“Wei Ying!” Lan Wangji yelled, realizing that he was half-naked. “What are you doing here?”

“Zewu-Jun let me in.”

Xiongzhang……what have you done?! Lan Wangji panicked.

“Anyway, Lan Zhan, why did you punish yourself? I know I fell on top of you and you….felt…..that….but it was an accident!”

Lan Wangji sunk his body into the water, trying to cover up. “Wei Ying…..!”

“Aww, Lan Zhan, don’t be shy! I’m the maiden out of the two of us, I should be the one who is embarrassed!”

Lan Wangji glared at her before getting out and quickly changing. His ears were still a furious red as he turned around, intending to leave.

“Ah, I didn’t come here to tease you.” Wei Ying said, stopping him. “You…..didn’t tell anyone that I’m female, right?”

“I didn’t.” Wei Ying sighed in relief but this only made Lan Wangji curious. “Why hide your gender?”

Wei Ying’s responding smile was an ugly thing. “Ah….Lan Zhan, you wouldn’t believe me.”

Lan Wangji frowned, “I will listen. But, I will not push.” 

Wei Ying studied him for a moment. “Okay, Lan Zhan, you asked for it.” Lan Wangji stopped her before she could speak, asking to change to a private location. They ended up going to the Jingshi which brought up all kinds of feelings Lan Wangji decidedly did not address. 

The tale Wei Ying told him was nothing short of horrifying. Her being on the streets for a number of years was one thing but…..but the fact that a man the age of her father - that was friends with her father - had told her such things…….it was no wonder she felt the need to hide! 

“We will figure something out.” Lan Wangji said, in an attempt to comfort her. 

“Ah…..” Wei Ying didn’t look like she believed him. 

Lan Wangji paused for a moment, “I…..If you are comfortable, we can speak with Xiongzhang. He has never been one to judge.”

“I…..” Wei Ying still seemed hesitant. “I….will think about it.” She reluctantly acquiesced.

“Mn.”

The two of them settled into a light chatter until the dinner bell rang out. They decided to head out together but not before Wei Ying had something to say.

“Lan Zhan……you…..you won’t treat me any differently now that you know my secret, right?”

“Mn. Wei Ying is Wei Ying, no matter the gender.”

Wei Ying let out a sigh of relief before shyly smiling, looking at him from under her lashes. “That’s good. I…..really do like you, Lan Zhan, and didn’t want this to change anything between us.” She rocked back on her feet, as if contemplating something, before leaning forward and pressing a small kiss to Lan Wangji’s cheek. 

Lan Wangji stopped breathing.

“Thank you, for today. See you at dinner!” And then fled. 

Lan Wangji held a hand to the place where she had kissed him. The blush that had formed on his ears rapidly spread to the rest of his face. She…..She kissed me!

A really big power move of fix it with NHS would be NHS staring at NMJ around the first or second time NMJ yells at JGY and just bawls “Is Da-ge going to hate me if I do something wrong trying to make him happy???”

Mingjue is, understandably, panicked and trying to soothe him because “no, Huaisang, Didi no I would never hate you.”

“But-but you hate Meng Yao, for not doing what you want! He’s trying to be good for his dad and what if?? I try to do what you want and do something wrong??

“What no it’s different-“

“Do you hate me too? I’ll do better, Da-ge promise me you won’t hate me for not being you. San-ge is trying, if you can hate him why don’t you hate me? I don’t want you to hate me!”

“I could never-“

“How can you hate your brother but not me?? Im the worst little brother ever but I won’t be able to take it if you hate me! Da-Ge please!”

It goes on for nearly an hour before Mingjue finally agrees to hear JGY out in order to get Huaisang to stop crying. Huaisang waits for him to return and then starts crying on his shoulder, half pulls off JGY’s hat and robes and reveals the multitude of bruises all over him from Madam Jin. Then proceeds to sob even louder because

“DA-GE! MENG YAO IS HURT! Why are they hurting him? How could you be so mean when he’s hurting 😫😫”

NMJ doesn’t get two seconds to even think about the fact that maybe JGY is manipulating him or NHS because he’s very clearly trying to cover himself up and NHS has been so emotional for the past month when one of his birds died and hasn’t left his room except to eat and cry on NMJ’s shoulder over the damn thing. Also he has to physically remove a suddenly very strong and attached NHS so JGY can,, put his robes back on

Without the pressure of NMJ trying to kill him, JGY is able to hold off on JGS’s orders and NHS manages to pull him over to the “good side” by begging NMJ to write a letter to Jin Zixuan and ask him to protect JGY or else NHS is going himself (Mingjue orders him not to go but he knows he will so he writes the damn letter)

Somehow JGS still ends up murdered (it was Yanli) and everyone suspects it’s one of his mistresses (it was Yanli) or Jin Guangyao himself but a very angry Yanli comes to his defense because he was watching Jin Ling all week with Jiang Cheng at Lotus pier because she’s been sick. How dare they imply that her didi could do such a thing or that Lotus Pier can’t keep an eye on a single person?!!!

(NHS didn’t even plan Yanli murdering JGS, JGS just made the wrong comment about her and about Zixuan sleeping around and she snapped, the one time she used hers mothers blood and it was to poison JGS, no regrets)

i think the most important thing to take away from three of wwx’s most beloved people in the world being lan wangji wen qing and jiang cheng is that somebody should give wwx a stray cat, the larger and angrier and more horrible the better, that hisses at everyone it meets and does not want to make friends at all. and he would be absolutely infatuated with it and give it a lil kiss on its head every day and everyone would be like. Why.

one day lwj and sizhui come back to cloud recesses and they see this enormous cat lying in the middle of the rabbits apparently too lazy to do anything to the rabbits except occasionally hiss at them. and it is the most phenomenal looking cat, like not ugly but with a Face. it is a mistake to assign human morality to any animal but good lord this might be the exception. this cat’s mere presence will slowly kill you like radiation. this cat is not a place of honour. and while lwj and sizhui are just standing there bewildered by this dreadful cat, wwx darts out of the jingshi and is like “THERE you are” and with some conflict struggle and difficulty gathers these two full armfuls of cat up

“wei ying,” says lwj, in a slightly strangled voice

and wwx BEAMS at him and lwj recognises with despair that wwx is so happy about this cat and lwj is so weak for his happiness that it is going to be living here for the rest of its life. or lwj’s life, he’s not convinced right now that this cat can die, or surely some moral balance in the universe would have done something about that already. and wwx goes off on this entire spiel about this cat and where he found it and how it’s so much more tame already and lan zhan is going to Love it. and sizhui is already cracking up at the distraught look on lwj’s face until wwx mentions that “and sizhui can look after it while we’re away!” and now lwj and sizhui are matching uppercase and lowercase distraught

“Paper Scraps”

Post-Canon, Angst, Hurt/Comfort…ish?, Reconciliation, Discussion of Suicidal Ideation, Ghosts, Implied Sangyu, Mo Xuanyu Gets To Be Mourned, Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang Are Going Through It

Series Link on Ao3

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“To what do I owe the surprise visit?” Nie Huaisang asks, and his voice is so devoid of emotion that Wei Wuxian has to bite back a shudder, suddenly very much aware that he is treading in completely new and potentially dangerous territory.

Nie-xiong is as dead as his beloved elder brother, and the Headshaker was nothing more than a mask. All that’s left now is Nie-zongzhu, whom he knows nothing about and threatened the last time they actually spoke to each other in person.

Still, he sucks up his nerve and plasters on one of his usual careless smiles. “We need to talk, you and I. Just you and I.”

“Wei Ying-”

He holds up a hand to cut off Lan Zhan’s protest. “How about it?”

“And what, exactly, do you think there is for us to discuss, Wei-xiansheng? Have I not been behaving well enough for your liking?”

Ouch.

“Okay, I deserved that,” Wei Wuxian says as he waves off his defensive husband and friend a second time, suddenly wishing he’d just snuck out and come alone.

Then again, that probably wouldn’t have gone well either, judging by the wary looks he keeps getting from the handful of Nie disciples who linger defensively near their sect leader.

Okay… okay. No more trying to joke around. He takes a deep breath and lets it out, then straightens his back. “I’m here about Mo Xuanyu.”

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idk, is it so much to ask that jiang cheng and lan wangji get kidnapped and are forced to spend time together, in the same room, with their cores locked? like fantastic, 16 years of practice at avoiding each other like the plague out the window because some chuckleheads who thought they were sooooo clever decided to lure the erstwhile yiling laozu into a trap by abducting people he cares about? so these two nemeses are languishing in some dungeon somewhere, exhausted from trying to escape, and jiang cheng makes a comment, and lan wangji is just oozing disdain from every pore, and two seconds later somehow lan wangji has managed to insinuate that jiang cheng doesn’t care about wei wuxian’s happiness despite only having said like three words total, and that is IT, jiang cheng has HAD IT, how DARE HE???? but again like i said they don’t have any energy or power and obviously their weapons have been confiscated so they just…have a slapfight?? with their sleeves??? and they’re SO serious about it??? wei wuxian shows up to kick some chucklehead ass and is all ready to bust them out of there but when he arrives they’re just? batting each other in the face?? wearing THE most ferocious glares known to man?? the killing intent just radiating off of them???

so obviously wei wuxian is overcome, just look at them, roughhousing like real brothers, aiya you two, i knew you loved each other deep down, i’m so glad you got it all out in the open, now we can be one big happy family, we are going to do so many joint night hunts, everyone is going to bond, it’s going to be so beautiful -

and like neither of them can correct him? because wei wuxian is so clearly happy about this, so if jiang cheng bursts his bubble, he’s proving lan wangji’s point, and if lan wangji does it, he’s no better than what he’s accusing jiang cheng of? so now they’re locked in eternal stalemate, forced to pretend that their deep and abiding hatred is normal Just Brother Things because wei wuxian comes from the Stop-Hitting-Yourself-I’m-Not-Touching-You-I’m-Not-Touching-Youuuuu School of Fraternal Affection???

(plot twist: wei wuxian can actually tell their ridiculous slapfight is not affectionate but is pretending otherwise because so help him he IS manifesting brother-in-law reconciliation in this dungeon tonight if it is the LAST thing he EVER does -

and it turns out that being able to slap each other with their sleeves whenever they want is actually a great outlet for their mutual resentment, and before you know it jiang cheng starts forgetting that they aren’t just doing normal brother things, and lan wangji is having such a great time not being totally repressed, that eventually there comes a day when lan wangji throws jiang cheng into the lake and jiang cheng just acts fake indignant instead of real indignant and wei wuxian isn’t even watching them so it’s not like they need to pretend and hey wait a second - are they friends now? did that work???? and then they all live happily ever after THE END)

HEY mind if I just uhhhhh

Donghua Nie Mingjue was not killed by his qi deviation...

After he has killed several of the Nie cultivators in the immediate onset of his qi deviation, Nie Mingjue turns on and attacks Nie Huaisang.

The critical moment cuts away to the splatter of blood and the sound of a blade cutting through which means Baxia's attack landed. We hear someone's painful gurgling, which suggests somewhere around the chest or throat was hit.

Nie Huaisang is holding his left arm, however, which dangles at his side. For all the violence happening, this is a foreboding, bloodless moment as even Baxia, who has already cut down those Nie cultivators, maintains a clean appearance.

Meanwhile Nie Mingjue collapses to his knees.

His face is now splattered with blood. There is blood on his robes as well.

The splattering has a rather notable upward right motion, suggesting his target was close to his left side and the blade cut from his left to right towards him. Oddly, Nie Huaisang holds his left arm, which is on Nie Mingjue's right side.

Nonetheless, Nie Mingjue has finally stopped his wild rampage and is clearly struggling with his mental turmoil...

...and with his physical pain, because when Nie Huaisang rushes over to plead with him and hold him with both arms, we see Nie Huaisang's left arm is uncut and uninjured. Nie Mingjue, it turned out, had not attacked him. Nie Mingjue did not harm so much as a hair on his little brother's head.

And yet within seconds, Nie Mingjue is already dead.

Which means at that critical moment, the blood we saw flying was Nie Mingjue's blood. The blood on Nie Mingjue's face, which was not present until after his last attack, has to be his own blood.

Nie Mingjue stabbed himself. More specifically, he stabbed himself in the heart.

Nie Mingjue killed himself before he could kill Nie Huaisang.

imagine lil bby lan zhan having extreme "hands off my xiongzhang" energy towards nmj before nmj & lxc are able to convince him that nmj isn't going to take his precious big bro away

every time nmj visits lxc in the cloud recesses he gets this chill...............

It took NMJ a whole decade in LWJ’s young and formative years for the Lan baby to acknowledge his existence as Friend To Xiongzhang That I Am Nice To. Nie Mingjue is lucky he got in early. Wangji is already an adult by the time Jin Guangyao got in so LWJ doesn’t acknowledge him as Lan Xichen anything for a whole ass sixteen years.

The New Yiling Patriarch Lan Wangji

OK so I was listening to Hit and Run by LOLO and an awesome AU came to mind.

So Wei Wuxian has been keeping a journal ever since he got out of the Burial Mounds the first time, writing everything in it, so when Yiling gets invaded Wei Wuxian grabs A-Yuan to hide him, A-Yuan grabs it cause Wei Wuxian said that he will have to leave him for a little bit and A-Yuan wanted some part of his mom close to him. He also knows that Wei Wuxian has written alot of his ideas down in it and A-Yuan thought he might want it back. -But he doesn't come back.

Instead, when Lan Wangji finds him, A-Yuan gives the journal to him and when he reads it, Lan Wangji finds put about the golden core transfer, why Wei Wuxian did everything he did, and maybe worst of all, all of the things Wei Wuxian thought and felt about him. Or at least as much as he was capable of figuring out enough to write down.

It forces something inside him to snap and he becomes the New Yiling Patriarch.

Wangji, now no longer calling himself a Lan and sans a headband, tries playing Wangxian mixed with Inquiry to summon Wei Wuxian's soul but Wei Wuxian is still nope-ing in the ether. But the song does connect him to someone; Wen Ning, which obviously Wangji isn't expecting. So he follows Wen Ning's energy to Lanling where he snoops and spies around and finds out about everything Su She and Jin Guangyao have done.

Wangji frees Wen Ning of his chains and the nails and gets him up to speed on what's happened. The both agree to make those responsible pay.

They start with Lanling. They kill Jin Guangyao and su she, leave Xue Yang mortally wounded and take his Yin Iron which Wangji bonds with his guqin. They leave fire and a slaughter in their wake but are amlost strangely careful about who they kill and what parts of which building they set on fire. They also leave with tiny baby Jin Ling cause they're not going to leave him.

So go back to Yiling just long enough to summon Wen Qing's spirt and put her in a new body so that the Wen Siblings are back together and they leave Sizhui, who still gets named that, and Jin Ling with Wen Qing before continuing on their bloody vengeance quest.

Next they go to Yunmeng. Wen Ning still has his smack down moment with Jiang Cheng, but this time he is alot more mean about it. Then they kill a bunch of people and set more fires. They're a little less careful here cause everyone in the Jiang sect knew Wei Wuxian. They should have stood in his defense regardless of their 'spineless sect leader's decision!' The two of them leave the Lotus Pier as the Wens did and their leader even worse, and the New Yiling Patriarch is ever-after said to comand the ghost of the Core-Melting Hand himself!

Wangji looks right at Jiang Chang with the most emotion he's ever expressed in his life as he growls out, "That is not yours!" And rips Wei Wuxian's golden core right out. He places it in the ornament of his headband, which he now wears to honor Wei Wuxian and not the his ex-sect.

Nie Huaisang has heard of the New Yiling Patriarch and his Two Ghost Generals who burn sects, steal children and destroy golden cores. He knows why they're coming and in his first act of aggression in his life, he marches out to meet them at the gates of the Unclean Realm. He begs them not to kill his brother, that he was only doing what he thought was right and upholding the law, but clearly his pleas fell on Wangji's famously deft ears. That is, at least, until Nie Mingjue comes out to Nie Huaisang's defense and is easily subdued, when Wangji is about to deal the final blow. He feels the energy in the air shift. He looks over and knows. The monster that resides in Nie Huaisang is the same as the monster he has become. He spares Nie Mingjue's life, but leaves him permanently crippled, no longer capable of fighting but no more mentally unstable then he was. Nie Huaisang understands, for after all, Wei Wuxian was his friend too.

Last of all is Wangji's own people. And boi does he have a few things to say to them! He himself slaughters the elders and his uncle. His brother tries to stop him, to talk sense into him but Wangji is far past their quite words and false clemencys. He yells and his brother falls just as Wei Wuxian's had. As they leave the Cloud Recesses for the last time, a young boy steps in their way. Not sure why yet but Jingyi ends up going back to Yiling with them and they become the new Yiling Sect.

It's easier this time around because there are only four living people to feed this time and Wangji had been stealing seeds and tools the entire time. But even more so now that the people in and around Yiling 'pay homage to the Yiling Sect.' It really means that they are bribing them to stay in the Burial Mounds and leave them to peace. Of course, not that they know, but the Yiling sect has no intention of ever leaving their home again.

It's years later, when the boys have grown into good young men, that a stranger comes. He looks so much like Wei Wuxian and he says he wants to learn. So the Yiling Sect gains one more disciple.

I might some day write this fic but if someone else beats me to it, Have At and Good Luck! My only request is please leave the link in the comments.

I've rewatched this scene like 20 times someone please get this boy a therapist

Also appreciation for Hunter's VA, you've got the breakdown to a science my dude

KamiDeku headcannons

ADHD edition

(The headcannon that fuels this is that both of them have ADHD that expresses itself in different forms)

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-Izuku is oversensitive because of his ADHD and gets upset if a texture is wrong or someone says something that hurts him even the smallest bit.

-Denki disassociates, he will sit and stare for hours for no apparent reason.

-Izuku hates being poked, or touched anywhere near his shoulders because it reminds him of Bakugou's bullying and his oversensitivity kicks in

-Kaminari is sensitive to fabric textures- he hates the feeling of velvet in particular: it just doesn't sit right.

-Izuku hates any form of repetition in loud noises and after fights with Bakugou or anyone else with a quirk that does that he goes back to his dorm and just sits in silence or light music to calm himself down from it.

-Denki loves clicking, he loves the sound of metronomes and mechanical keyboards (Izuku bought him both for his birthday)

-Izuku is indifferent to clicking at first, but after he and Kaminari get together he grows to associate it with Denki and loves it

-Izuku has a stim where he just taps on himself, not like poking, but a light tap that he does repeatedly because it makes him oddly happy

-Kaminari has a shaking stim where he shakes his arms or hands when he is happy or excited

-Izuku will scratch himself if he isn't able to stim, or is just too upset to ground himself

-Kaminari will hit his head with his fists or on things if he gets to a point of no return in an upset state

-Kaminari short circuits if he isn't given the ability to stim

-Izuku is a hyperfixater and has multiple of them at a time and able to tell you anything and everything about them: he will apologize repeatedly afterwards though

-Kaminari has a few hyperfixations, but he can't tell you as much about them as Izuku because he gets overwhelmed thinking he will bore you during it

-Those two have "hypernights" where they spend the night just comfortably talking about their hyperfixations at high speeds without having to worry that someone can't understand them

-Izuku has zero velvet blankets, instead going for an actually fluffy style so both him and Kami can use them without problems

-Izuku doesn't like the texture of sand, so Kaminari takes him to lakes and things instead that have dirt or clay surrounding them.

-which is great because Kaminari hates the feeling of saltwater.

-Izuku loves the texture of callouses and softness in hands: he just loves being touched as long as it isn't near his shoulders.

-Kaminari loves the softness of hands, callouses aren't bad, but he prefers softness.

-Izuku loves bubbles, just adores trying to catch them.

-Kaminari loves trees and will retreat to them if he wants alone time.

-Bakugou can comfort both of them pretty well, Izuku is a bit hard for him though.

-Kirishima can comfort them both without any issues.

-Iida can comfort them both without any issues, as he spent weeks studying for it

-Sero can comfort Denki, Izuku is a bit hesitant

-Tokoyami and Dark shadow are comforting to Izuku, Dark shadow can comfort Denki

-Izuku will hop from activities just like Kaminari

-Kaminari will force Izuku to sit with him when he thinks he is going to disassociate, he just finds Izuku comforting to come back to when he comes back.

-Izuku will fall asleep during Denki's disassociations, which is adorable to the class

-Denki and Izuku being together was outed the next day because Denki pulled Izuku onto his lap by his hips before he disassociated.

-The class knew Denki had ADHD before they did Izuku because Izuku tried to hide his diagnosis: they figured it out when Bakugou accidentally said something about it while reminding him to eat and drink.

-Bakugou reminds Izuku to eat and drink sometimes- he also reminds Denki to drink.

-Denki forgets to drink, but he doesn't forget to eat for some reason

-Izuku will forget to eat or drink because he is so easily distracted from it

-Denki brings Izuku food when he eats so that Izuku is definitely eating.

-Iida reminds them both to eat and drink, he also monitors things and makes sure nothing can send either of them into a sensitivity overload. He literally took a carpet out of the dorms and replaced it on his own dime because it was velvet and he knew Kaminari likes sitting on the floor.

-Sero becomes a dad figure just like Iida: putting a chart on the fridge to remind them to do things they need. He also buys things like fidgets for the boys to use during class that are quiet.

-Kaminari holds Izuku's hand when he gets a hypersensitivity episode, rubbing his knuckles to calm him down

-Izuku will pet through Kaminari's hair if Kami gets upset or short circuits. Kaminari loves the feeling of his hands running through his hair.

-The two of them will fall asleep cuddling on the floor in the common room.

-Izuku also has anxiety, so it doesn't help his hypersensitivity. Kaminari is a bit protective once they get together.

-Bakugou forgot Izuku doesn't like poking and poked him- Kaminari literally told him off even though a crying Izuku said it was fine. Bakugou was forced to apologize for that.

-Kami hates ruffles on clothing but loves them on blankets or quilts. (Also loves ruffled chips)

-Izuku loves sweaters, they make him feels safe. Kaminari bought him about 20 after he was told.

-Izuku has a pen hyperfixation. Kami buys him some whenever he finds them.

-Kaminari has a hyperfixation on coloring. It helps ground him while he is disassociating. Izuku buys him a few books and Colored Pencils whenever he finds new ones.

-both of them hate the texture of crayons when they color.

-Izuku loves warm tea and will occasionally go have a cup with Nezu and All Might if he gets overwhelmed during school hours.

-Kaminari loves crackers and will eat them if he gets overwhelmed. Aizawa even keeps an extra pack in his desk for him.

-Aizawa is very caring but still strict on both boys

-Aizawa does let them share a dorm room if they want to.

-Dadziawa activated.

RANDOM DIMITRESCU AND BENEVIENTO HEADCANONS BECAUSE I CAN

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

A++ addition

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

I LOVE THIS

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

…perfect

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

Can someone please tell me if you know this book because I feel like I'm going crazy.

I can't remember much but I remember the kid got eaten by a giant frog and I think it was his tongue that swelled up around the kid to protect them until they were pooped out and when the kid was pooped out the from was a giant stone frog.

I think this was part of a series and I think they kid was only able to see magic for short amounts of time, the cover may of had the stone frog on it. I know I read this in middle school but no matter what I try in Google I cant find it.

Please I feel like I'm going crazy and that this book never existed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read this book about 10 years ago and the longer I keep looking for it the longer I feel like the book was just a dream.

I have never been more thankful for a fb group in my life, I've been looking for this book for years and this awesome lady as able to help me find the book. I can't wait to reread this series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone please tell me if you know this book because I feel like I'm going crazy.

I can't remember much but I remember the kid got eaten by a giant frog and I think it was his tongue that swelled up around the kid to protect them until they were pooped out and when the kid was pooped out the from was a giant stone frog.

I think this was part of a series and I think they kid was only able to see magic for short amounts of time, the cover may of had the stone frog on it. I know I read this in middle school but no matter what I try in Google I cant find it.

Please I feel like I'm going crazy and that this book never existed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read this book about 10 years ago and the longer I keep looking for it the longer I feel like the book was just a dream.

Consider: what if WWX never lost his golden core so he never resorted to demonic cultivation. Now, this wouldn’t save everything. He’s still a grating little asshole who runs when he shouldn’t and won’t stop trying to befriend everyone he sees.

But that’s the thing entirely. Is that the elders of the clans would have no reason to call him anything but a war hero. He’s not a satanist hellbent on their damnation. He’s not raising the dead. He just ran off with some Wen remnants that he says never should have been in the camps to begin with.

Lan Qiren doesn’t much like the kid. He’s loud, he runs, he drinks. But he also stands by Lan Wangji’s side to keep him safe and fight with him, not thinking he’s better than him, but as an equal in their cultivation. That’s his nephews first friend. And he’s still his nephews friend.

So he volunteers to go see these Wens, and finds them nothing more than children and elderly. The only two cultivators they have, gave up everything in their life, including their freedom, just to see what’s left of their family safe.

Everyone was so wrapped up in the idea of Wei Wuxian being evil, that even when presented with solid evidence that he wasn’t planning anything but a garden, they couldn’t wrap their minds around it being anything but a trap.

But I am obsessed with the idea of someone like Lan Qiren, who doesn’t even like Wei Wuxian very much, defending him. Saying that he fully believes that these people were being tortured by the Jin clan, and everything sorta just falling apart from there. He gives the Jiang clan enough backing in his conviction that they don’t have to choose between Yanli’s marriage to Jin Zixuan, or between the rogue adopted brother. They can have both, as a treat.

But also I fuckin love the idea of Lan Qiren moving them all into the Cloud Recesses and talking about how A-Yuan will act as any other disciple in their clan and Wen Ning and Wen Qing will work with the healers and the rest of them (tho maybe a few other kids too I love AUs where there’s more kids than just A-Yuan and that makes the Jins look even worse, they would be absorbed into the students too) can live a peaceful life of retirement while still watching over the kids there.

And WWX is just. So moved. That he does /anything/ possible to try and be a follower of all those stuffy rules, and LWJ is just. Subtly off to the side all ‘lol I got you wine’ and WWX is all ‘LWJ THATS RULE BREAKING’ and LWJ is all ‘idk what do now, brother said he would like this as a courting gift, brother??? Brother what do wrong???? BROTHER HELP ME!!!!’ And LXC is just subtly setting them up in their predicaments together and WWX is already in LWJ’s guest room, ‘huh, maybe y’all should keep A-Yuan for the night? Oh you only have two beds? It’s okay, you two can share so the baby can have the guest room’ but that one backfired too cause A-Yuan will take any and all chances to sleep with Xian-Gege and no he will not be in the bed with Young Master Lan that’s not how this works Xian-Gege, so now WWX is with the baby and LXC is all ‘ahhh shit that’s fuckin cute great now I have to get the baby used to LWJ so the three of them can cuddle’ and in this universe Lan Xichen, the upstanding Lan Sect Leader, abandons all morals and tells LWJ, to bury the child in rabbits. Just. Hand him a carrot and put him in the bunny pen. Just start handing him bunnies and don’t stop. Just make the child giggle and bury him in friends.

A-Yuan is much more open to communal bed sharing with all of them now. It’s nice. He’s baby. Also LWJ takes him and WWX down to Ciyi Town for day trips sometimes. They learn the baby gets super seasick when Uncle Jiang is there one day and Jiang Cheng has to buy new outer robes in town cause he’s wearing the baby’s lunch. Ooooof.

Mainly, the point of this post: I want a fic where LQR legit defends WWX cause he thinks he’s a hooligan, but not evil, and now he’s regretting everything at the WangXian wedding. It’s okay, Shifu, just get drunk.