low budget production of Cats where it’s just 2 hours of approximately 20 cats loose on the stage

brilliant where do i get tickets

Priorities

I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

nah

my mom doesn’t even text me back

A hamburger is served with many types of meat - chicken, beef, pork, fish … but never ham.

i have nothing to add i just wanted to share this with you

this is still my favorite vine

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

Confessions of a student

I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.

Monkey buys a drink from a vending machine

The world is filled with such wonderful things

i never noticed how strong that penguins braid game is

thats a raccoon

Hello. I’m Ron Swanson, and you are watching The Disney Channel.

They have told me to use this light stick to draw a mouse’s ears, but that is ridiculous. Here is how to recane a chair.

This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.

wow I love this!!

follow the person i reblogged this from

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

nahumanity:

Goodbye, Parks and Recreation. (2009-2015)