“Don’t kill yourself you have to outlive panic! at the disco” is old. It’s tired. P!ATD literally broke up this morning. “Don’t kill yourself you have to outlive MCR again” is new. Fresh. They’re definitely vampires but you can give it your best shot
my white whale. I would have kept you alive forever and sucked the meat right off your bones
i haven't heard that song. i only listen to cds i steal out of unlocked cars
being a fall out boy fan is sooo exhausting because i'll listen to a fall out boy song and i'll say "wow! what a great song! this is definitely one of my top 5 favourite fall out boy songs!" and then i'll listen to another one and i'll say "wow! what a great song! this is definitely one of my top 5 favourite fall out boy songs!" and then i'll do that for every single song of theirs
being a fall out boy fan is sooo exhausting because i'll listen to a fall out boy song and i'll say "wow! what a great song! this is definitely one of my top 5 favourite fall out boy songs!" and then i'll listen to another one and i'll say "wow! what a great song! this is definitely one of my top 5 favourite fall out boy songs!" and then i'll do that for every single song of theirs
does anybody want to take turns hitting each other unconscious
Most people think it’s no big deal if a woman has small breasts but think it’s a problem if a guy has a small dick
IM CRYING 😭
I was in the ensemble of a high school theater production of Shrek the musical where lord Farquaad was played by Elon Musk. And I hate to admit it, but he absolutely bodied the role.
(Source: X)
ugh i love being a bassist so much
look at her btw.
When you put powdered milk in your milk you drink more milk per milk
