it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

hell yeah man 🥂

june is NOT pride month. it’s the month when people on the internet who have never been in irl lgbt spaces or have irl lgbt friends will be like “lgbt people need to STOP sucking and FUCKING during pride parades” and then when you go to a parade, instead of seeing the promised sucking and fucking, you get pelted with gay pens from bank of america 

i’m a simple bisexual. i see a pretty person, i [aggrieved noise]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

*barely contained lust* he is so fucking pathetic.

new party drug dropped that’s called “two girls kissing”. all it costs is a little kiss. it’ll get u rlly fucked

When u breathe in her spores and feel the psychotropic effects as her mycelium begins to grow into your brain 🥴🥴🥴🫠

i don’t think this is usually how sex works

Maybe not wher you come from but i live in the forest and I'm a perfectly normal ant who can be trusted not to spread spores into the colony before mmm climbing as high and high as high as high as i can to and then and then and then and then

modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)

Just passed away

the inherent lesboeroticism of anything and everything i personally like