hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini
I’m going to make this statement right fucking here and now.
If you’re favorite internet celeb starts dating someone, and you start acting bitter, saying shit like, “She’s a gold digger” and “they’re last girlfriend was better, this one is not good” or “he so ugly, dump him.”
BITCH, THIS AIN’T A TV SHOW. These people ain’t characters, they’re ACTUAL people. Real human beings, not your toy doll. It ain’t any of our business who the fuck anyone dates, regardless of how well known they are. That shit is none of our business. And if you’re trying to go around, spreading negativity and being bitter, you’re only hurting yourself, sweetheart. No person is going to listen to a lone bitter ass stranger online to stop dating someone. If you’re out there, and you HONESTLY THINK spreading negativity is gonna get you what you want, you just gonna get a block and and get ignored. It’s never any of your damn business who loves who. You respect people, period. Let that shit go man, it’s not worth the time.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
yay its back.
so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something
Hey hey hey hey I don’t like writting in posts, but I need to. Because THIS. FUCKING. WORKS. And I asked for something almost impossible,
I reblog this every time I see it
plz plz plz
Guys, I just saw this and I remember reblogging it before, and I wished that my crush would tell me his true feelings about me, and like five days ago, he confessed to liking me, and we started dating. This shit works. Thanks tumblr
I wish to be under 50kgs before April.
i wish to book something this week and to get skinny by summer
WHAT TH E HE L L I ACTUALLY BOOKED SOMETHING THIS WEEK OKAY THIS IS MAGICAL
I’ll always wish for the same thing
this shit WORKS.
omg if this really works. i wish that our life in the province will be a lot better (like 100x better) and make my mom the happiest. for short term wish maybe meeting nct or bts lol
i just wanna pass my exams and then for this school year to end so i can finally work on my fics!!!!
RB just in case👀
i know i always make jokes and shit, but just so you know, i appreciate the heck out of cishet allies. like, the real allies. the ones that don’t misgender people behind their back, the allies that don’t fetishize people’s sexualities, the allies that don’t talk over us, the allies that won’t throw a fit when they see an lgbt person venting, they allies that will listen to us, and the allies that will stand by us. like you guys are great. thank you so much!
reblog if it's okay for random people to talk to you about witchcraft
it’s not always safe to be open about our craft and sometimes we all just need someone to gush to about that new crystal we got and that spell that worked surprisingly well
40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.
i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly.
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
reblog to save lives!
You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org
My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!
^^^^^THIS
get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.
I never knew this. It’s spectacular.
January
February
- Femslash February
- LGBT History Month (UK)
- Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week
March
- Trans Comics Month
- Bisexual Health Awareness Month
- International Transgender Day of Visibility - 31 March
- LGBT Health Awareness Week
April
- Lesbian Visibility Day - 26 April
- Day of Silence - 27 April
May
- International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia - 17 May
- Pansexual and Panromantic Awareness and Visibility Day - 24 May
June
- LGBT Pride Month
- Stonewall Riots Aniversary - 28 June
July
- Nonbinary Day - 14 July
August
- National Girlfriends Day - 1 August
September
- Bisexual Awareness Week
- Celebrate Bisexuality Day (Bi Visibility Day) - 23 September
October
- LGBT History Month (US)
- National Coming Out Day - 11 October
- Spirit Day - 16 October
- Asexual Awareness Week
- Intersex Awareness Day - 26 October
November
- Intersex Day of Remembrance (Intersex Solidarity Day) - 8 November
- Transgender Awareness Week
- Transgender Day of Remembrance - 20 November
December
- World AIDS Day - 1 December
I totally expected to hate this 😂
This is both entertaining and really important.
Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.
For all people who need this no matter your gender.
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
pride skellies
Happy pride month!!!!
I don’t see a lot of posts for the uglier, less positive side of being a survivor so if you haven’t found a post yet for you- feel free to add onto this one. You guys are just as important and trying just as hard to get through every day. You aren’t forgotten. I see you all too
shout out to survivors whose abuse turned them bitter
shout out to survivors who self medicated
shout out to survivors who self harmed to get through the night
shout out to survivors who stayed silent
shout out to survivors who feel helpless
shout out to survivors who can’t afford therapy
shout out to survivors who can’t afford diagnosis
shout out to survivors who can’t afford meds
shout out to survivors who lost their loved ones
shout out to survivors who never had a family
shout out to survivors who never had a childhood
shout out to survivors who never had support
shout out to survivors who were called lazy or weak
shout out to survivors who were told they were an attention whore
shout out to survivors who were told they were faking
shout out to survivors who were told they were over-reacting
shout out to survivors who were told to just move on
shout out to survivors who are traumatized
shout out to survivors who are mentally ill
shout out to survivors who doubt their illness
shout out to survivors who doubt their abuse
shout out to survivors who doubt reality
shout out to survivors who couldn’t rely on authorities to help
shout out to survivors who are homeless
shout out to survivors who haven’t taken back their lives yet
shout out to survivors who still doubt their recovery
shout out to survivors who help other survivors
shout out to the beautiful people who didn’t survive
IMPORTANT! The EU is About to Destroy The Internet #DeleteArt13
Sources: http://ow.ly/HsGP10168R5
Sign the Petition: https://saveyourinternet.eu/
EDRI Article: http://ow.ly/VEpH101689Z Techdirt article: http://ow.ly/gs9b101689X
Hope this will spread as much as save net neutrality posts
it’s way worse than that law actually, in US they “just” wanted your money, here the EU goverment wants to take our freedom without even giving a choice
SPREAD THIS
I’m just speechless. Dudes, this is wayyyy worse then The Net Neutrality bullshit in the US. Spread this like a wildfire! I don’t wanna lose everything I have thanks to this law!
Oh my gosh why am I only hearing about this now? Please everyone, spread this! Most of the time we talk about problems that are happening in the US but this time it’s in the EU and we need to stand against it!!
Please help if you can it’s going to make so much damage! Just for an example, both of my blogs will disappear if it isn’t stopped, ao3 will also disappear for european countries just like every website like these ones.
So please, help!!
WTF
Nepeta Leijon
Ingredients
BOTTOM LAYER
- 2 cup almond meal
- 2 cup unsweetened desiccated coconut
- ½ cup coconut flour
- 4 tablespoons virgin coconut oil melted
- 6 tablespoons brown rice syrup or honey or maple syrup
- 2 tablespoon vanilla extract
- 8-10 tablespoon water
RASPBERRY CHIA JAM
- 3 cup frozen raspberries
- ¼ cup water
- ½ cup chia seeds
- ¼ cup brown rice syrup or maple syrup or honey
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
TOP LAYER
- 1 cup coconut chips
- 1/3 cup almond meal
- ½ cup unsweetened desiccated coconut
- 3 tablespoons brown rice syrup or honey or maple syrup
- 2 tablespoons virgin coconut oil
- ¼ teaspoon salt
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 F (180 C).
- Prepare a square baking tray (8 inches), covered with parchment paper. Set aside.
BOTTOM LAYER
- In a food processor with the S blade attachment add the almond meal, desiccated coconut, coconut flour, honey, salt, coconut oil and vanilla and water (starts with 8 tbsp.).Process until it gets crumbly and all the ingredients are coming together. If too crumbly - it means it does not form a dough ball when firmly pressed within your hands - simply add an extra 2 tbsp of water. I added 10 tbsp of water. Always add 2 tbsp at a time and check with a small portion of the dough. If it hold well together you added enough water.
- Evenly press the batter into the prepared baking tray. I used my fingers and flatten the layer pressing with a spatula.
- Using a fork, pick the base few times on few area to prevent the base to ‘pop’ when baking.
- Bake for 15 minutes. Cool down fully in the tray before spreading the raspberry jam on top.
RASPBERRY CHIA SEED JAM
- While the bottom layer is baking prepare the jam. In a small saucepan add all the jam ingredients. Cook the jam under medium heat stirring constantly to avoid the jam to burn. It is ready when the raspberry are fully melted and it forms a thick jam. It should not take more than 5-6 minutes
- Set aside in a bowl to fully cool down and thicken a little bit. You can bring the jam outside on the deck to cool down faster. It does not has to be cold, room temperature is fine.
- Spread the jam onto the baked bottom layer and return in the oven for 10 minutes to set.
- Remove from the oven. Set aside while you prepare the top layer.
TOP LAYER
- Add all the top layer ingredient into a mixing bowl. Use your hand to combine the ingredients together., rubbing the coconut oil and liquid sweetener onto the dry ingredients to create a crumbly batter. It is the messy part!
- Crumble those ingredients on top of the last layer - the chia jam - and return the tray to the oven for 10 minutes to slightly toast the coconut crumble layer.
- Fully cool down for 1 hour in the pan . You can place the pan in a cooler place like outside on the deck to cool down faster. The jam must be set and at room temperature before making slices. Place the pan for 1 hour in the fridge to set the jam faster and make it easier to slice.
- This recipe makes 16 slices. Store up to 1 week in the pantry in an airtight plastic box.
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
i really needed this one tonight
omfg
Do it!!!
I need to cry
EVERYONE DO IT
I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased
DO IT
this is so pure
Reblog if you are bisexual, pansexual, or asexual, if you support bisexuals, pansexuals, and asexuals, or
There’s no third, funny option, just the first two because it’s good to just support people because they deserve support.
JUDGEMENT DAY
If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:
202-759-7766
If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites
-Wikipedia
-Uber
-Snapchat
-Spotify
-YouTube
-Netflix
-Gmail
-Soundcloud
-ALL online games and networks
-ALL online shopping services
-ALL online classes
-ALL the porn
Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media
-CALL: 202-418-1000
Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will
But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!
Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it
NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.






