moonchild

AAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE

Not gonna lie. I was 90% sure the “sound” would be getting rickrolled.

my dad has been baking pies

I’m glad my father doesn’t know about tumblr because if he realized that his horrible pie got over 21,000 notes his head would get so big we’d have to install wider doors

The current usage of “a few bad apples” bothers me.

A few bad apples spoil the barrel. If you put a rotting apple in with three dozen good ones, every adjacent apple will be rotting within days. “A few bad apples” does NOT mean “we have a good barrel but, oh well, sometimes bad things happen.” “A few bad apples” means “Our entire organism is rotting from the inside out, triggered by the actions of a few and perpetuated by the natural processing of the whole.” When you say “we had a few bad apples” your next words had BETTER be “we excised them, quickly and permanently, and checked the remaining ones to make sure they’re still good.”

This has been my rant, thank you.

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

The Japanese Museum of Rocks That Look Like Faces

was really expecting an explanation at some point today about why the tumblr logo is sitting in a hole and giving the search bar the side eye

can I help you?????????? do you fuckin need something???????????

OHHH

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

thank you to all the authors who wrote about beautiful women as liars, femme fatales, wicked witches and cruel, jealous goddesses for providing me with so many excellent role models to look up to and long for

author: this woman is a MONSTER because she prioritizes her OWN DESIRES above other people’s and SCORNS MEN and is HAPPY and she REJECTED ME

me: good for her is she single

my kink? love

Encounter: guard dog

tippy taps

2chan.net [ExRare]

hes so confused my boy is lost will someone please help me find my large dinosaur boy

When you’re so loud that scary bitch comes outta the tv

Idk who needs to hear this but, it’s time to start putting your healing first