I LOVE TRANS WOMEN SO MUCH

• guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
• old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
• cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
• older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
• dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
• military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

• a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

Gift i made for @skuleighrose for Valentine exhange <<33

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