Peachy Poet

This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

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Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.

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What the fuck does this mean?

Also can we appreciate this gem from the comments:

but this is the best read on it

I lost it at this:

It’s always important to ask kids “what do you mean?” before potentially getting offended. Like the time a kid told me, dramatically, that he was homophobic. When asked what he meant, he told me he couldn’t breathe in crowded places.

Oh bless he tried real hard with words there

I had this stupid idea and had to draw it. Enjoy the only Among Us content I will (probably) ever make.

there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine

Heartbreaking: girl has to get out of bed

Of course she does! Doesn't she worry about being late to work?!

The only thing able to worsen her situation would be being a Gigant bug!

Franz you'll never fucking believe what just happened to me

I have been told to reblog this as USPS propaganda.

USPSPSPS

WAIT

Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

i can't feel my legs

A shame. Rest in the dining hall. The Yuri nuns will attend to your wounds.

Egads. Perhaps you may wait here. The nuns appear occupied.

what about my legs

You know what? Go leak in someone else's throne room.

Flynn the dog taking a dip at the beach! (via)

wet beast wednesday

yuri shipping

update!

Though it can seem daunting, a range of noted thinkers from Karl Marx to Ice T agree that in such scenarios it is necessary to hold your friend to account for their misdeeds. Both for their own sake and for society writ large.

this was the most self-indulgent thing i’ve done in a while lmao anyway ffxiv is fun and sometimes u just wanna play a nice elf Meet my wol Olivier! :) (mild shadowbringer spoilers)

This is sick as hell. Can I get you to do one for mine?

Puppy is one with nature (via)

There's that one incredibly irritating Asian girl on tiktok who straight up said every time someone expresses interest in her, she does a test to see if it's a fetish, and I'm just like...

I can't tell if that's more wrapped up in self-hating or a weird narcissism, but it's just such an unhealthy attitude.

She feels very much like a character from "Bodies, Bodies, Bodies".

Literally what did olivia laing say about loneliness leading to more loneliness. Loneliness being so repulsive that people sense it from you and stay away. Crazy crazy