So hey, idk if many people will have noticed but I barely use this account anyway. It’s like five years old and I think it’s time to make a new one. I’m trying to follow people I remember and stuff, but my memory is abysmal. Follow my new account and I’ll follow you back if we were mutuals on here. I’m also more often on twitter (but it’s super Marvel heavy and not for everyone). Thank you so much, everyone.
So hey, idk if many people will have noticed but I barely use this account anyway. It’s like five years old and I think it’s time to make a new one. I’m trying to follow people I remember and stuff, but my memory is abysmal. Follow my new account and I’ll follow you back if we were mutuals on here. I’m also more often on twitter (but it’s super Marvel heavy and not for everyone). Thank you so much, everyone.
Two times that Rhodey hands Tony something and nobody tries to analyze the meanings of or even remember, for that matter.
:)
white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*
Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”
“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”
‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’
“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”
“You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”
ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill
Rhodey and Tony bein’ cute and eatin’ ice cream! Commission for greatmoustachesploosh
>:| I want an iron man parfait
Look at Rhodey. Look at that asshole. Look at him suuper casually curling his fist across his mouth. “Can you believe this guy?” His eyes try to say. “Can’t take anything seriously, so disrespectful, and I for one am so over his shenanigans.”
Motherfucker no one is fooled. There’s only one reason people purse their lips and jam they fist all up in their face; You are about fifteen seconds from busting a gut laughing in the middle of a Very Serious Senate Hearing about National Security. The thing you want most in the world at this moment is to high five your best bro and shout “BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN” at the top of your lungs for the epically beautiful take down you just witnessed. You know it, I know it, Tony sure as FUCK knows it, and I literally have no idea how you are keeping it together right now, goddamn.
cute marvel fandom things!:
hate tony stark while in the same breath say you love james rhodes even tho rhodey would kick your ass for talking shit about tony :)
