When is anyone going to produce a show that has the most dark themes but the color scheme of it will be the brightest I have ever seen cuz I’m tired of edgy shows being so dark that i have to turn my brightness up
it’s called pushing daisies and im still big mad they canceled it
i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay
WAIT THAT MEANS
*Joe pushes pushes Rami out the way*
Joe: I DIDN’T KNOW PERM STOOD FOR PERMANENT
*time is running out but Joe continues*
Joe: I WENT BACK TO ASK MY MOM BECAUSE I MIGHT BE JOHN DEACON’S LONG LOST SON
*they’re being escorted off by the presenters*
Ben: I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE DRUMS !!!!
some people on this site aren’t even funny they just have funny followers who make comedic additions to their otherwise bland text posts
January is the free trial month for 2019 so anything messy that happens during this month dont count
I can both hear this image, and feel it hitting me in the face
pi-TONK
I just heard that sound. Like… I swear I know it was in my hear but I HEARD IT
dan: “mY TREE IS ALIve AND IT HAS F E E L I N G S”
phil: *invents an imaginary friend named after a vegetable and then subsequently,,,, , loses said imaginary friend*
its lookin good, fellas
some of you have never had to find ur mysterious childhood friend named russell sprout and it shows
websites as the seven deadly sins
We’ll find you Russell
spidersona idea where this random guy gets bitten but he doesn’t know it’s by a spider and he’s like climbing on the walls n stuff and he’s like you know what my name could be? Cockroach man. I’m fucking cockroach man and all the spider ppl come and are like hi!!! We are altnernate versions of u!!! And he’s like oh no I fucked it up I fucked it up i chose the wrong animal oh fuck
i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in
i like to have my head petted also
I diagnose you with cat
i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town
the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays
if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be
Hahahaha thanks. I know
a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs
It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…
we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck
theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back out of my head
