Blood
König: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
M!Reader: Anything, honestly, but tall shy guys especially
König, desperately, as M!Reader bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
M!Reader: Oh! B positive.
König: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
M!Reader:
Uhhh hahaha yea I’m normal!!! *im foaming at the mouth, my eyes are bloodshot, I’m shaking violently*
@iaminsideyourwalls thought you’d like this :3
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
im almost afraid to click on this video knowing that the sierra madre martini is canonically made out of stale potato chips and rat poison and looks like this in game
syrgwyn
there better be rat poison in this
Elon Musk’s attorneys are immolating themselves as we speak
I want more villains who care about their henchmen. I wanna see the bad guy fly into a rage because the hero hurt their very favorite bungling goon and it was nearly his birthday.
"how dare you fail me you miserable oafs!!" should be retired. "How DARE they bully my adorable oafs!!!" should be industry standard.
Underlings having to hold back their dark lord like an overprotective parent because they don't really want a famous hero to get outright murdered just on their behalf.
I had to draw something
I don’t want to go ‘realism in fiction’ bc we all know how much of a dogwhistle that can be. But it really always bothers me that this isn’t the norm. Like, how the fuck do all these dark lords and evil empresses and what not keep any minions or lieutenants or what not around?
Literally, what is stopping them from just walking to Hero and going ‘I surrender, get me the hell away from this asshole!’ when most Heros will immediately turn them in a redemption story and all.
Like, how they hell do the villains keep anyone working for them without a solid health plan, 401K, and recreational facilities? Isn’t that the minimum. Has no one actually read Machiavelli?
Indeed; one of my least favorite tropes is the whole "I don't need you anymore" bit, where a villain backstabs a fellow villain working beneath them, which inevitably ends up with the betrayed villain aiding the heroes in order to spite the big bad.
Luckily, I can just draw something that cuts that bullshit out!
i think if despicable me had come out in 2001 mike wazowski would be the premiere facebook mom meme creature and if monsters inc had come out in 2010 everyone on tumblr would lose their shit over blurry minion pictures.
i think the minions and mike wazowski share an evolutionary ancestor
i think mike wazowski could reproduce with a minion but their offspring would be sterile like a liger
the first part of this was badly worded but i trust you all understand me
this is really eating at me if, if i re-do this post so the first part sounds better will you all reblog that one. promise
you know what nevermind. this post is outside of its moment. if i had made this in 2019 i would be drowning in gold doubloons
@dangerousturkey asking the real questions
Mike wazowskis polish ancestors emigrated from Krakow in the 20s and settled in the monster district of the bronx for several decades before moving the family to monstropolis in the great unmonstering of new york in the early 90s. I would NEVER let you down dangerous turkey.
weirdest part about being an artist (and, to an extent, a writer too) is feeling like. shameful that you aren't creating massive pieces of art. how dare i not line and color and shade every drawing. how dare i only draw two poses. how dare i only write 1k words. how dare i not write an entire book. how dare i
(looking at the near 1k pieces of art in my folder and the thousands of words in my notes) you know i just don't think i do enough actually
if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world
