The Bad Art Friend

Congratulations, JODIE COMER, 76th Tony Awards Winner in Best Leading Actress in a Play category as Tessa Ensler in Prima Facie play by Suzie Miller!

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

thank god i screen shot it

human version of the raccoon trying to wash his cotton candy in a puddle

Mike Faist, Lucas Hedges, Emily Fairn, and Eddi Reader in Brokeback Mountain at sohoplace

Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story 1.02 ‘Honeymoon Bliss’

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

i literally want this man so bad

JODIE COMER attends The 2023 Met Gala Celebrating “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty” at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City (May 01, 2023)

the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head

*8th man to show up in a plain black tux*

the crowd chanting in unison: SLIME THEM

#this thruple was too good for westeros

we simply are not making it out of this one alive fellow pervs

I’m sorry but I’ll never be able to see DJ khalid for anything other than refusing to eat pussy. that will always be his legacy to me

genuinely and honestly I know I cannot solve all of the problems of the world etc but my friends who live in my phone please know that when you are having the horrors I am telepathically sending you a bowl of warm soup, a mug of hot cocoa, a cozy blanket, and a hug (if you want one) with my brain

Not fond of the many theories i see about jon taking mance’ cloak and becoming king beyond the wall, like that’s pretty much the plot of avatar (2009)… Not the direction i want asoiaf to pivot to. One of the best things about the wildling plot in acok/asos is the very fact that it doesnt fall into the typical pitfalls of “man from the oppressor class joins indigenuous culture” type stories, like jon stays in a side role, doesn’t overtake leadership, doesn’t become the main special boy that everyone else bows to, learns from them but then leaves to use what he learned to influence the politics of his own people instead of staying and “doing it better than them” because of his unique oppressor class skills

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)