does anyone remember that one meme thats like “the boings” over a picture of airplanes smiling . i was obsessed with it my friends would be like do not send that stupid boings again
me and the boeings
when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days
its funny how literally the only thing holding this website together is the fact that its kind of old fashioned and not tiktokky or algorithmy and now staff are trying to fuck that up
Things i learned as a child that probably no one intended to teach me
- To grown-ups, being bad at stuff is a sin. Forgetting stuff is the worst sin of all, and also doesn’t exist - it is widely believed (and your behaviour will be interpreted thusly) that in some Freudian sense, it is impossible to forget things if you care about them or their consequences or the people who care about those things.
- Your being happy and enjoying what you do doesn’t matter. All that matters is whether you are Fulfilling Your Potential.
- Human beings do not require rest outside of sleep. Thinking that you do is called ‘being lazy’.
- Who you show physical affection to is a matter of politeness and social protocol, and has nothing to do with your own desires
- It is rude to inform people of your preferences, even if they seem to care about catering to them and therefore might find this useful information.
- Etiquette centres around doing things in especially awkward, skilful and time-consuming ways in order to demonstrate superiority over people who aren’t able to keep up.
Reread the first point with an adhd lens and you’ll see why we all have low self esteem at some point.
I fucking love the culture that has sprung up around polls. It is good.
Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over
grier-the-goblin-deactivated202
this is how right of way works on college campuses
The human body is not inherently shameful or sexual. Breasts aren't sexual. Seeing people naked is not inherently sexual. The human body is natural and acting like it isn't does nothing but fuck people up.
aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
wasereborworthit
canada a bit to the left
zillystring
moniker-padacklyte
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
winchesterwolves
madamedepompador
iwantfitbody
i cried my ass of laughing
bunnyinafez
suklaaaa
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
hypno-angex
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
sigmatique
M ILKY E H
allnaturaltrashfruit
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
danandphan
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
danandphan
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer
Yes, yes, the dentist. We’ve all been there.
you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.
turns out the way you choose to live out each day dictates what your life will look like overall. no i know it's terrible