idk why I wrote all this im sick

DAISY IS A WHAT?! PLEASE!!!!

they retconned some of santa claus' powers a few years ago so he doesnt have all the whimsical powers of presents any more. plus his beams are significantly weaker in canon. sleigh still flies though

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My panis is rusted iron nub so nobody really gives a shit about it

every so often i am involuntarily reminded that 'multishipper'—if we still use that term—isn't the default position. happily scrolling through it until i encounter someone who is so fucking mad that others are playing with dolls wrong. they don't even try to moralise it. someone doesn't like their fave with the same blorbo that they do and this has ruined their night. insane.

imagine a restaurant where as payment you had to get their food all over your pants and walk it to another restaurant and slop it around. that's what pollination is. freak shit

apparently amazon now has some sort of instagram for brands, and this bootleg novelty gnome manufacturer is making really good use of it.

strap in fellas ultimate excitement is coming !

WESTERN COWBOY GNOMES

You won't catch me calling a guy in his 20's daddy. Sir at best.

Salt your stink, miss?

Fuckin hate twitter man you can't do anything

PIZZA_PAUL97 sent you a breadstick on hotmeal.com!

XHUNGERMASTERX has sent you a request for minestrone on hotmeal.com!

New message from SAVORYSAMUEL: do u still have a panini press?

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