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Just a Jay, Really

@theequeerstrian

Call me Ants.
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So, hey! If you're new here or just been away for a minute or even just missed me mentioning this,

I don't keep up with tagging posts on this blog, typically. If you've got things you need tagged it would be safer for you to just avoid my blog. Which isn't me being salty or mean! I just have my own collection of mental health issues and tumblr is a place I come to fuck around and not think too hard, so tagging is sporadic if at all.

I don't want anyone to have a bad time, so please keep that in mind. I reblog gifs, nudity, a wide variety of social issues, and often sexually suggestive fan art. Sometimes it's even explicit.

I also refuse to put my blog down as a specifically nsfw blog because tumblr shadow bans people and the blogs they rb from come under suspicion, and SOME of my posts I DO want to get out there, so... until that changes 🤷‍♂️

I keep forgetting to do this but a recent post reminded me, so here ya go.

tl;dr: For Reasons, I don't consistently tag anything on this blog. Proceed at your own informed risk.

Scrolling past this post is you consenting to seeing whatever is on this blog. If you see something that makes you angry with me, please refrain from coming into my DMs or Asks to give me a piece of your mind. Keep it. This is MY space. Mind your own.

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chernozemm
Her cheeks and décolleté were flushed red with exertion, her lip curled as she caught her breath. [...] Lost in her thought, she absentmindedly tucked her white tanktop under her breasts to pat the sweat dry. Crowley hoped the flicker of her eyes towards their generous swell had gone unnoticed. Really, she wasn’t getting paid to ogle her clients.

to celebrate writing my FAVOURITE scene from the cottage au, a bit of aziraphale ripping up vines in her backyard and letting out some pent-up frustration.

gotta mention @mrghostrat's rendition of it, he beat me to illustrating it

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hydro-homies

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

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hydro-homies

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

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draconym

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

animated gif of the horse sketch being manipulated and resized
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Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

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draconym

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

animated gif of the horse sketch being manipulated and resized
ALT

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

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samuelroukin

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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teaboot

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

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blank0s

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

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setheverman

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

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tryan-a-bex

you: hellsite (derogatory)

me, an intellectual: a unique subculture of which primarily only the participants are aware