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Dear America

Dear America, What the hell happened to you? You were so great. You are the same country that brought us Hamilton, Donuts that are used for burger buns, Twinkies and so much more. But recently it seems like you have let yourself go. Because, let me remind you, you are the same country that gave us Donald Trump, diabetes, and spoiled children. You are covered in trash and smoke. And it seems like you are the laughing stock of the whole world. But to be truthfully honest it's not your fault at all. It's us. The citizens of America who ruined you. We give our children unnecessary appliances whenever that ask for them. We plummet you in trash and endlessly blow smoke in your face. And instead of caring about the problems that you are facing we are to caught up on McDonald's all day breakfast menu. So this is from me to you. I'm sorry. I'm sure we all are sorry for the way we treat you. But now it's too late. We are stuck in-between to not so good candidates that are just gonna make you worst. And I wish I could save you from all this. From all of our hippocras, and foolishness. And from the fact that we can't remember to do our homework but still manage to post 17 different Instagram pictures. Or the fact that we can read every fanfiction in the world but can't manage to pick up a book. But I can't. So good luck. I hope you live to see another 4 years. Love, Andrew

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pussy-likes-pussy

I want a

Reagan to my Amy

Lexa to my Clarke

Carmilla to my Laura

Tamsin to my Bo

Lucy to my Amy

Delphine to my Cosima

Alex to my Piper

Alison to my Emily

Emma to my Adelé

Naomi to my Emily 

Karma to my Amy

Shane to my Carmen

Tara to my Willow

Lauren to my Bo

Santana to my Brittany

Sophie to my Sian

Luce to my Rachel

Korra to my Asami

Callie to my Arizona

Rose to my Rosie

Lauren to my Camila

Emma to my Regina

Kaelyn to my Lucy

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Queer(f/f) Masterpost

I’ve compiled as much lady loving content (movies, short films, web-series, music videos, & tv shows) that I could find with links of where you can watch them. Just a heads up: Some film links have tons of pop ups, I’d recommend watching them in chrome with Adblock. 

MESSAGE ME IF A LINK DOESN’T WORK 

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intrusivemyluv-deactivated20190

I’m not the only one who remembers Playhouse Disney right? Charlie and Lola, JoJo’s Circus, Rolie Polie Olie, Handy Manny, imagination Movers, The Wiggles, Jungle Junction, Special Agent Oso, Little Einsteins, Higglytown Heroes, Bear In The Big Blue House, etc. Like I’m in my feeling right now you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Especially over Charlie and Lola, I use to watch that show all the time when I was younger trying to copy their accents, while drinking pink milk 😂😭

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astrologyoverload

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

You just saved mine.

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I love you.