being girlunproductive in my girlbed as i girlrot away
holy shit theres dragonology merch
foaming at the mouth like a dog rn
i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing
sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!
I need him so bad it’s unreal
is there a silly guy depot I can find this genre of man at
There's this one woman on Instagram who claims she finds all of her bones in the woods, but very obviously buys them and plants them there so she can shoot artsy foraging videos and it's so funny to me. You did not find ten perfectly cleaned mink skulls in suburban Ohio. You bought them on Wish and rubbed some dirt on them.
Right? Like, tread with caution in yonder woods lest ye be caught by THE DEGREASER.
we saw ohio mink explosion open for neutral milk hotel once
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don’t forget to lose faith in everything this morning
instructions unclear, embraced the world with childlike wonder and joy
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
I like this version of this comic.
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror
i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species
it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that
part of the universe's inherent cruelty that all the parts of being a grownup that you idolized as a kid are both the best and worst parts of adulthood
balance in all things etc etc but this is mostly to say that whenever ur feeling rly down about how hard growing up and having responsibilities is, it's worth trying to remember that your 6 year old self would be so excited about this. you gotta let that optimistic little motherfucker have a voice in your head, even if that voice mostly tells you to buy gushers when you're in the middle of grocery shopping
Mental illness can be cured by thinking about The Character but be careful because mental illness can also be caused by thinking about The Character
Anyone else ever seen jack black in a chainmail shirt bc it drives me insane
I need to be him so badly
They kept the “You dipshit!” line in the English dub oh my god I’m dead