reddit just e-mailed me about this

Organizing wunk

thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now

I am friends with the Ultrakill sex youtuber

@theenderstar87

i actually fucking hate being hyperformal via email. fuck your pompous ass. i'm adressing you with a hello only and if you think that's impolite you can suck my sweaty cock

some of my teachers don't even write the full hello. they just say 'ha deer'

love story of the modern day

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

my classmates in high school did that too that ain't impressive

they're torturing this AI'S BALLS !!!!!

fallen angel….

Joe biden after the they / them pussy

This in one ear sissy hypno in the other and I go to the gym and I become the most violent nonbinary person you've ever met

Silly low effort thing

I wanted to download the video to send it to a friend but it downloaded like an evil version of something what the fuck T-T

gilled cheese 😔

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It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

I should do blackout poetry from the book dune by frank herbert