Tendrelic-Connoisseur

Pleeeeeeease!

I fully intend to cash in on that statement, @markrosewater @wizardsmagic

JUST THREE MORE YEARS!!

Some are born Skywalkers

Some achieve Skywalker

And others have Skywalkers thrust upon them

#The perfect egg sandwich.

the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations. 

i am not a parent of a young child but i worked at summer camps for years and let me tell you before it was ruined by parents of young children baby shark was the most fun camp song ever. kids went buckwild over baby shark. but then it had to be commercialized. you ruined it. yall motherfuckers stay away from the bear song or we’ll have words 

#part of the problem w/ commercializing camp songs#other than you know Everything#is that it canonizes a specific version#one of the best parts of baby shark was that every camp had slightly different versions#does the singer die and go to hell?#are they reincarnated as a shark?#are they left as a concsious severed head bobbing in the waves?#it was different each time it was sung and its fucking beautiful

Never thought I’d get this much Baby Shark deep lore but I’m here for it.

Severed head?? Goddamn, I thought my camp was cool for having the hell one

I”M SORRY WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF BABY SHARK?

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know I reblogged the first image just a minute a go but this iS CLEARLY SUPERIOR!

“Cihuacuacualtzin” Mujer hermosa #náhuatl

Hoy, 5 de septiembre, se conmemora en Día Internacional de la Mujer Indígena 🌹

We are multiple generations now with no experience with strikes, and I see a lot of confused, well meaning people who want to help but don’t know strike etiquette.

1. Never cross a picket line of striking workers.

2. Never purchase or take free goods from a company who’s workers are striking

3. Honk to support strikers if you drive by a picket line.

4. Join strikers on the picket line even if it’s not your strike, but follow their directions and defer to them while there.

5. Say “that’s great, the strike is working, the company should negotiate with their workers” whenever someone complains about profits lost, inconveniences or other worker-phobic rhetoric. Always turn it back on the company, who has all the power and money.

UBER + LYFT ARE STRIKING IN SOME CITIES ON MAY 8th! RESPECT THIS AND REFUSE TO TAKE EITHER ONE ANYWHERE. NOWHERE. NO, NOT EVEN IF YOU TIP EXTRA. THAT STILL COUNTS AS A PICKET LINE.

some man online: “arya’s a mary sue. rey’s a mary sue. i simply don’t believe a young girl could be that skilled.”

what they expect me to say: “well, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you look back as far as season three, she’s been training for–”

what i’m actually gonna say: “good. good. about fucking time. in the next movie i hope rey blows up a dreadnought with finger lightning that she learned earlier that day. i hope she rips palpatine’s spine out with her bare hands while everybody claps”

feds literally could just influence people on tumblr with no effort by making a blog and being like ‘[socialist country] is [doing bad thing with literally no backing evidence except maybe US news articles that all just reference each other]’ but making sure to tack on “why isn’t anyone talking about this!!! spread this like wildfire!!”

and self proclaimed progressives just would eat it up without even clicking on the link let alone doing outside research and be like “signal boosting for all my followers! this is why we in the US need to intervene!”

pretty wild how impersonal domination is very important in marx but that it’s by no means something unique to His Theory. it’s already explicit in the works of capitalism’s biggest cheerleaders. what do you think the invisible hand is??? it’s not by the benevolence of the butcher that you get your dinner, it’s due to his own self-interest in making money so that he can survive.

this is the kind of “forced altruism” which free marketeers decry when they imagine the horrors of socialism. we are subjected to an outside, impersonal rule which makes us operate in a restricted kind of way, benefiting the rest of society but at the cost of our own individual liberty. this is like text book ayn rand-style criticism of the evils of hypothetical communism but this kind of tyranny is already here and it’s the ones who make a big fuss about personal liberty that go out of their way to defend it.

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

hello i have learnt more spider facts

sad to see op imply they don’t

this is literally just what a group of art students looks like

Liberal celebrities are controlled by the worms eating away at their brains

Do you even know what police are?

oh sorry i didn’t know i was dealing with a brain genius

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick

dual wield

u are one of the very few ppl with valid additions to this post, thank u

opening your campaign with a $25k/plate fundraiser at the home of the CEO for one of the most universally-loathed companies in the US is pure biden