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Teen Wolf: The Best Of

by brawlite | Explicit | 24999 | 2/2

Peter Hale returns to Beacon Hills after some time away. He finds the inescapable bonds of pack, the remnants of family, and a loft that is bigger and better than Derek's. He even finds what is beginning to feel a lot like a midlife crisis. That, he blames on Stiles.

by ShippersList | Explicit | 28579 | 6/6

by Triangulum | Explicit | 43157 | 5/5

Peter, rich and famous fashion mogul, accidentally spills his beer on Stiles at a baseball game. Stiles has no clue who he is. That makes their first date so much better.

by kaixo (ballpoint)Whispering_Sumire | Explicit | 38779 | 2/2

[About a year before the fated Hale fire, Peter starts having nightmares that involve a woman with red hair. The nightmares lead to a spell that brings a man back through time, and, eventually, though the time-traveler is traumatized in the most horrific ways, and Peter's never been good with or for people, in general, they develop a bond that neither of them expects.]

by Whispering_Sumire | Explicit | 16852 | 3/3

Peter is protective and violent, Stiles is fucked up but surviving, and they elope to canada to see the northern lights

by DiscontentedWinterhisaribi | Teen | 14927 | 8/8

This isn't the first time Stiles has woken up in a different world.This isn't the first time that Peter has been caught in a place where time doesn't exist. Except this time they have each other.

by cywscross | Teen | 22224 | 1/1

In which Stiles is an emancipated minor, and – after Peter Hale comes back from the dead – gains a zombie werewolf for a neighbour.

by Triangulum | Explicit | 24515 | 1/1

"So, you're going to ruin your niece's baby shower with flowers in the wrong color?" the florist, Stiles, asks when they reach the counter. He pulls out a binder and starts flipping through it. "Not ruin. Mildly inconvenience," Peter says.

by twentysomething | Explicit | 30871 | 1/1

"Today is Scott's first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."

by thepsychicclam | Explicit | 44197 | 1/1

Derek is trying (and failing) to juggle his career, coach lacrosse, and raise his 5 year old werewolf daughter. When he adds his bitter ex-wife and his daughter's slight attachment to him, Derek knows he doesn't have any time for a life of his own - and definitely no time for the super cute daycare teacher.

by DiscontentedWinter | Mature | 51937 | 15/15

Stiles finds a baby on the porch. It looks exactly like him. Well, this is awkward.

Fangs&Fur Series

by heartsdesire456 | Teen | 30895 | 1/1

When Stiles got an interview for an internship at Fangs & Fur magazine, the publication owned by the well known and widely respected alpha Talia Hale, he never expected it to be offered an actual job by Alpha Hale herself. He also never expected for his life to change so much after he met the man whose department he was assigned to.

by heartsdesire456 | Teen | 26021 | 1/1

When Stiles and Derek decide to adopt another child, they run into an unexpected obstacle that sends them down a painfully difficult path in hopes to adopt a child.

Asking For Trouble – Stiles/Peter/Chris

by ViciousHyperbolizer (B_Frizzy) | Explicit | 15963 | 6/6

So, a man and his husband walk into a bar. The punchline: stiles finding out his hookup from the other night is married. On the plus side, he didn't help anyone cheat, exactly.

Aggressive Support and other works – Sheriff Stilinski/Chris

by Merwin_Me | 19697

When Chris and Noah start dating, Stiles and Allison make it their business to keep anything from interrupting their dates. Peter's just along for the kicks.

Suit 'Verse Series – Stiles/Peter/Chris

by Bunnywest | Explicit | 111578 | 22/22

Peter and Chris run a menswear store together. Stiles and Scott work at the gaming place across the way. It starts out as shared kitchen access, and soon develops into more.

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First ever tumblr post and the first fanart, what a combo! ;P Hello everyone, here is some steter for you!

there are very few limits to what I'll read but I don't fuck with major character death and hurt/no comfort. anyone who does and enjoys it envokes a deep terror inside of me.

If you're still feeling prompt-y.. Steter, "who's blood is this?"

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Peter opened the fridge and frowned at the scent coming off a wine bottle filled with a thick, dark liquid and sealed with a crumbling cork. “Stiles!” Peter called out. “Whose blood is this?”

“Mine!”

Peter rolled his eyes. “Not ‘Who does it belong to’. Who donated it?” 

“Oh!” Stiles appears in the kitchen doorway. “Didn’t get his name. He was stalking a couple in the preserve.”

Peter shot Stiles a hard look. “In the future, please seal untested blood of questionable origin with something a little less permeable than a cork.”

Stiles grinned sheepishly. “Sorry.”

Honestly. Stiles knew better.

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It Takes Two - Sterek and Steter (bc there's two Stiles) 80k

Here's an excerpt:

“What the fuck? You’re… me? Old me?”

“Fuck, I did it.” Older Stiles pants. Then he groans and finally focuses on the person in front of him, squinting and blinking several times. “I am. I’m… you. From the future. Fuck. Can you put the bat down?”

Stiles grips the bat tighter, “Prove it. Prove you’re really me. And not some evil version of myself from a parallel universe.”

“You met Scott in a playground in kindergarten. Your favorite ice cream flavor is pistachio but you tell everyone it’s moose tracks because that sounds funnier. You have a freckle on the… second to last? The ring-toe? On your left foot. Please put the bat down.”

Stiles lowers it to his shoulder but doesn’t put it down altogether. “You’re really me. From the future. How?”

“I am, and if I’m successful, you won’t turn into me.”

“That sounds fucking ominous.”

Older Stiles sighs and rubs at his head again. “Kid, just put the bat down. We have a lot to talk about.”

Stiles squints slightly and says, “You proved that you’re me, but didn’t even try to prove that you’re not evil me,” before swinging the bat at Older Stiles, who throws a hand out and catches the bat, white light glowing around his hand. Stiles’ eyes go wide when he realizes the older version of himself is wielding magic to hold the bat in place.

“I said put it down,” Older Stiles growls, his voice resonating through the small room. His head shoots toward the window and he huffs. “Derek is coming. Well, two birds with one stone, I guess.” He shoots another look toward Stiles, “Please don’t come at me again. I’m genuinely here to help you. And I plan on teaching you everything I know. And with none of the vague cryptic bullshit Deaton would put you through, alright? Real, actual magic.”

I think a Steter fanfic I need is that Stiles in the first season actually agrees to become a werewolf when Peter asks him. His friends find out and disown him (ya know, for the angst) and he’s left with only Peter >:) so that he can get mansplained manipulated malewifed. Peter all the while is just like “I can fix him” (make him my boytoy)

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I love garage what ifs soooo much.

My thought is that Stiles doesn't really agree to the bite but he doesn't agree either-- he knows he should pull away but he doesn't, and worse, he doesn't know why (gotta give that scene even more vibes y'know).

And in season 1/2 this is still a believable friend group so I don't think they would actively reject him, not at first. But Stiles is so ashamed that he withdraws on his own, and it's only after Peter is resurrected and drops the "I bit Stiles" bomb that everyone rejects Stiles.

(sidenote: I feel like Lydia's possession would have led Stiles and Lydia down some interesting roads because of their mutual Peter connection. So by the end of it they're such a tangled web of confused emotions that they've basically done half the manipulation to each other without Peter's input.)

And then with Stiles' support network gone Peter can focus on realizing Stiles' potential 😏

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billy having a long arrest record when he comes to hawkins and everyones like “ooo hes so badass and scary i wonder what he did…” and what nobody knows is that he’s just gotten arrested a bunch of times at like save the whales and other marine related activism protests because hes very passionate about the ocean and is willing to trespass and deface property and punch a cop to make a point

Spencer and Arnold, the OG suit shop Bois, have both left to persue different dreams 👌👌 though we still have a damn fine relationship with the guys over there, so it all works out! Their shop is moving soon, so alas, the legacy may be coming to a close.

Lest we never forget; The Suit Bois™ ✊✊✊

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

I told the guys (Teal Man is Spencer and Baggy-Suits Guy is Arnold) that this post got this popular and they’re both super excited.

Arnold: “Sweet, we’re internet famous!”

Spencer: “131,000?!”

Arnold: “What are notes? What does that mean, is that good?”

Arnold bargined that if it gets more notes, I can A: post a pic of them crouching with peace signs in front of the Notorious Jewelry Store and B: post the video of him long boarding down to Macy’s and back lmaoooo

"How many fics are in your ao3 history" this and "what's your most read fic" that. Listen. Listen to me. I don't go into my ao3 history. Whatever is there is between the archive and god and it is quite frankly none of my business what past me decided to open.