she weaponized her gag gift im crying

Wet baby

I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

Look at that smile

They are like furry hippos

Hippos are one of the most violent and dangerous animals on earth.

Shadow of the Colossus

Invite them in

theyre vampires

so invite them in

This is me… all the time. 

I relate to this on so many levels as both a gamer and person.

the implication that gamers aren’t necessarily people haunts me

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (Jaromil Jireš, 1970)

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

One of DC’s shining moments

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

These make me so happy

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

if i might add:

This entire book looks like someone’s fever dream brought to life through some dark pact with an eldritch being… and I love it.

what??? this is absolutely wonderful, it makes me happy just looking at it! i must obtain it!

I know what I want for my birthday…

A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married y’all

“my body feels cold”

“Its shutting down. My point is…”

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

Constant state of oink

What kind of pokemon is this?

an electric toothbrush

For the love of god turn the sound on