respectfulmemes
pastelgrenades-deactivated20170
making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
daylight savings is just another example of how time is fake
There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.
bassiter
*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS
how to find the right guy:
- be in a room with a bunch of guys
- shout “WHAT TEAM?”
- whoever responds “WILDCATS!” is the one
- if more than one responds in the appropriate manner, have them fight to the death. whoever is left is the one.
alwayssober-deactivated20170806
sometime you’re naked…. sometimes you’re not. depends
Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games
If the Titanic sunk today.
thedizzywolf
Whoever made this must be so boring at parties
what I’ve learned these past few years is to never force a conversation, relationship and friendship with people that don’t show interest in anything you do
