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an operatic dog

@thedogopera / thedogopera.tumblr.com

he/him ~ bi ~ shitposts and socialism with occasional sentiment
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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I wish I had any artistic ability because I would make an ‘anti AI aktion’ logo that’s a mashup of these two images

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

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i was very excited during class when i suddenly realized this comic translates beautifully into chinese

the explanation here being:

allo? - hello? a l'eau - water?

谁呀?- shei ya? who is it? 水呀?- shui ya? water?

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It’s even funnier if you know that in french that type of showerhead is called a “Telephone shower”. ^_^

Anonymous asked:

i just looked up the official lyric video for maroon 5's song payphone, since the replies on that matchup mentioned how bizarre it is, and holy shit. holy shit they were not kidding. it was posted BY MAROON 5, like they approved of it.... how..... why....

they weren't kidding what the hell is this 🥴

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