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look @ this cute lil lady

Everyone who’s ever thought insects are gross, ugly or scary should see this bee and know that almost basically all arthropods will feel dirty and clean themselves this way.

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Search your zodiac sign in the gifs, and find one that relates most to you.

Here’s mine

Libra ^

Virgo ^^ (I couldn't choose between these two)

@all-the-fandom You're turn!

@fallenangelofvictuuri there wasn't enough disaster people gifs😂

A fly swatter that gives a fly an extra life

what is this

bald dog

this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen but with no negative or positive connotation just very neutrally weird

where did she get her choker 😍

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

Cowboys in the Old West were also notoriously gay

MY TRUE OTP

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

They both look like ‘shit I should’ve kissed him’ in the last gif…

they’re true gays because they’re both so fucking clueless they think the other one isnt interested

There will be a lot of homophobes in your life who won’t openly hate you. They’ll instead wait for a reason to hate you that is more socially acceptable in their circle.

not to hijack tbh, but this kind of like ‘secret’ homophobia applies to racism too - people won’t discriminate against you for shit they know they can’t get away with, but the minute they find anything else. not all bigots are stupid enough to give that shit away - the truly insidious ones find ways to discriminate without actually playing into MAGA style discrimination and bigotry 

Reblog to let your followers know Because it’s only once in the night time

I’ve kinda said this before, but I know there’s people out there stealing my art, they pass it off as their own, get it tattooed without asking, and whatever, and to them I say I hope a frog pees in to your bed

But like if you’ve donated to me at any time you may guilt free and without fear of a frog peeing in your bed print out drawings you like of mine and hang them in your cubicle/bathroom/dungeon/whatever. Just like, don’t wallpaper your room, show a little restraint, and give credit if people ask, and make me sound cooler than I am

Tell them when my pens go dry I canoe through the great lakes to the ocean where I’m met by a giant squid that I must wrestle for it’s ink

And if they ask why I haven’t drawn much lately tell them the squid has seasonal affective disorder and is dealing with some stuff in their life but I’m hoping to meet up with them soon.

Remember when the first Harry Potter book started with Harry freeing a poor boa constrictor that just wanted to go back home to South America and it was really sweet and Harry was like “oh shit did I do magic to help this nice snake how cool also it scared Dudley which is good because Dudley is a shitty little boy”.

BUT THEN

 the rest of the series consistently treats snakes as, like, THE EVILEST OF BEASTS  and Harry grows to resent and hate the very same power that let him help that poor boa constrictor and is glad when his ability to speak to snakes disappears and like

How would that nice boa constrictor feel if he knew you felt that way, Harry?

He doesn’t resent YOU.  He was thankful for you.  He was glad he knew you.

Why did you forget your boa constrictor friend Harry.  What the fuck Harry.

Boa constrictor deserves better.

im developing a new app called tender. its tinder but you have to be nice or you get arrested in real life. please invest in my startup

do you want to know what kind of person I am I just turned on the radio expecting glenn miller but instead got shawn mendes and I was so confused for a big like full minute and I got so mad I hurt my arm

me: how do i improve this drawing…. how do i make it look more detailed

my art gremlin: add seams to the pants///////////// dotn even worry about where seams are supposed to be just put some fuckin lines

me: god youre so smart

You know you’ve got a problem when you start making your otp on sims.

Me to my roommate: You did this!

Her: they were in love! And you didn’t have to do anything… beside lock them in the house… and not let them interact with anything besides a ghost… THEY LOVED EACH OTHER EVENTUALLY!

@all-the-fandom Ecce!!! C'est Vangogh!!

victuuri parents cured my depression, improved my grades, cleaned my skin and just saved my soul

kubo said love is very important topic in the show, since victuuri is canon ITS TIME FOR SOME RUSSIAN KITTY TO BE SHOWERED IN LOVE AMIRITE

I mean late nite cuddlin in bed is cute and all bUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LATE NIGHT ALIEN THEORIES

Hot springs sass.

Japan is a country of big ass bugs. Even more so in Yuri’s area. Like holy fuck they are HUGE. If someone hasn’t lived with these bugs their entire life, then one might have the urge to burn the house down the first time they see the size of them.

Or at least scream and/or cry.

Victor was one of these people. He’d been living with Yuri for a good long while, but that was during the winter and the autumn. Now it the spring is ending and the rainy season of June is only the beginning.

Victor had been working very hard on Yuri’s workout (or he had finished that an hour ago and was ordering special dog food specially made in Switzerland for an exorbitant amount of money) when he looks up from his computer to see something lurking on his wall.

Its a big ass cockroach. While this is common enough to many folks worldwide, Victor has lived his life never seeing one.

His first response is to grab his phone and take a picture for instagram. Once it was documented he figured it was time for it to die. But how to kill it? Victor’s shoes and other hard objects were too precious to get bug gut all over. He had bug spray, that should work right?

So he grabs it and chases the bug around while spraying a gratuitous amount of bug spray on it. It did nothing. It might have made it mad.

Then

This fucker flew at him and landed on his head.

Victor lost every fiber of bravery in his body and shrieked. The bug flew off his head and landed on Victor’s bed.

“Well” Victor thought “this is not my room anymore. It’s the roach’s”

Victor exited his room and walked straight to Yuri’s.

“Yuri, I have to share a room with you now” he said, while knocking on the door.

After a moment, a disheveled Yuri opens the door and rubs his eyes.

“Victor it’s late. We can talk about co habitation in the morning. But right now you should go back to your room”

“I don’t have a room anymore”

“What?”

Victor pulls out his phone and opens up Instagram to the picture of the roach. It already has 1000 likes.

“This thing lives there now”

Yuri blinks at the photo. “A roach? That’s it?”

“It can fly”

Yuri retreats into his room for a moment and then comes out with a handful of tissues. He walks down the hall and into Victor’s room.

The roach is chilling on Victor’s pillow before Yuri walks over to it and simply picks it up with the tissues.

“I’ll be right back”

Victor just stands there with his mouth agape. That’s it? There was no grand battle, or struggle of any type. It was effortless.

When Yuri returns, Victor hugs him tightly and thanks him profusely.

“It wasn’t that bad” Yuri says “But the fumes in here are awful. What did you do?”

Victor points to the empty can of bug repellant and Yuri sighs. “I guess it can’t be helped. You’ll get sick if you sleep in here. ”

Victor’s eyes widen “You mean?”

“Yes”

Victor grins and hugs Yuri again.

“I don’t know why you always get this excited. Sleeping in the same bed with me is nothing special by now”

“Yuri, being with you will always be special”