nothing in tf2 can ever compare to overwatch sprays

how come the furry in the spray looks like OP’s icon

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nothing in overwatch can ever compare to TF2 sprays

hey how come that furry in the diaper looks a lot like OP’s icon

Uhh, can I get some privacy 😳

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

maybe

how old is she

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now

is it bad that i actually waved back?

*Wavewavewave* Hi, little waving snail!!

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

The duality of man

dont ask me why i did this

ever wish you could unmake something?

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

Jeff looks back at you suspiciously. Unbeknownst to you Jeff has the theory that you are an anteater. The spy vs spy-esque antics go on for 7 acts

Your boss eyes the two of you, he seems nervous while he slightly shakes in fear. The two of you have been doing nothing but suspecting each other the entire time. Yet you haven’t even suspected the fact that,

Your boss is the anteater.

I jist burst out laughing so hard holy shit 🤣

super fucking mario

lots of people r reblogging this again and its making me laugh seeing people tag it with just "yeah" and shit like . Yeah that is Super Fucking Mario there he goes. yall really know what i was on about with this one

Can't wait for the lore drop of almost realistic proportion Super Mario bros. sprite

(via @llatimeria )

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

I might as well be reading the gospels rn

Seven million milfs

A solid chunk of them are trans

this was the post that got the word milf banned on Tiktok and i do not mean this unkindly to the post, i mean it unkindly to Tiktok

Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok

Bread

bread

(thats not allowed. We start with bread once more. Its okay, take your time.)

Bread

garlic powder

Sliced garlic

(thats a lot of garlic. Why dont we try something else)

…bread

(Please think before reblogging)

Water

(Hey.)

cheese

cheese

cheese

cheese

(I appreciate that but can someone else who is not a mouse take over)

Ham so much ham

(this is beginning to resemble a sandwich :))

MORE CHEASE

Add the mousetrap to the sandwich

(ok but i dont take kindly to being ordered around)

Lint

(What ever. Christ. im finishing the sandwich)

Bread

Why is thus anonymous

ok fine go ahead

SANDWICH CLOSED EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You heard him!

TOP TEN PEOPLE WITH NO FUN OR WHIMSY!

Number one:

OK THAT ENDS THE LIST

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

None of these words are in the bible.

au contraire, mon ami

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

Shaft decay is in the bible

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

I have made. A miscalculation

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

Thank you for your work soldier 🫡