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Hi! I'm Rob, or DDog. I knit, write (AO3), draw, watch too much TV, cry because total strangers are pretty, work in a library and volunteer at an aquarium (when I am not too depressed to function).I have many fandoms, but this blog mostly ends up being Supernatural, Doctor Who, Pacific Rim, Teen Wolf, Elementary, MCU, and Person of Interest.I tag for organizational purposes, NSFW images, common and requested triggers, spoilers for a week after an episode airs and 4-6 weeks for new movies. Feel free to inbox me with any tag requests; anon is always on. Or just to talk! I love hearing from people.Send me fic? :D I ship all the things and I will love you forever! ~Member of the Wincest Book Club~

You know what I haven’t seen yet? Which I think we’re all missing out on?

I haven’t seen any fics where all these things happen:

Peter Parker and Eddie Brock become roommates

Eddie has the venom symbiote (maybe it’s the version where Eddie is the first one to have it, maybe it’s a version where Peter had it first before Eddie got it)

Peter recognizes that Eddie is Venom (maybe from having it previously)

and Peter starts secretly helping Eddie deal with it (because not only can a person get phenethylamine supplements in real life, a chemical Venom needs which is why he eats people, but Peter Parker can definitely science something up)

Maybe Eddie Brock has a crush on his roommate, maybe he’s just really glad to have this friend around now who doesn’t judge him for his odd behaviors stemming from Venom, either way he’s just nervous about letting his roommate find out about him

And the whole time Peter Parker is Aware™️ and is constantly putting supplements in his food and making sure there’s chocolate in the apartment to help curb his cannibalistic urges

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

DONT SAY THIS I WILL CRY SO MUCH OK THE OTHER DAY I VISITED THE COLLECTIONS AT MY LOCAL MUSEUM AND SAW A REAL PARASAUROLOPHUS SKULL AND THOUGHT ABOUT HOW MANY CHILDREN PLAY WITH TOYS OF THIS CREATURE THAT HAD NO IDEA WE WOULD EVER EXIST TO LOVE THEM

Parasaurolophus is my favorite!!! I have a whole collection, art and puzzles and 3D printed and a tiny plastic herd—but this is my plushie Aurora. 😊 She’s SO soft.

Tbh you could probably make a good finale out of any episode on the show

New ask game send me an ep and I’ll make it into a good finale

OKAY so the whole episode is about Sam slowly coming to a realization that he wants to talk to/understand his dad right? We end after the whole bugs incident and Sam’s like yeah. I want to talk to dad. Dean looks upon him proudly, and then his phone rings, He looks down: call from John Winchester. He looks up to Sam. Cut to black. End of show

Ok citizen fang! This one is another Sam & Dean breakup ending but from another angle. At this point they just have perspectives that are way too different to carry on together. The implication of those final scenes is Sam gets back with Amelia and lives out his life with her, while Dean sticks with Benny who becomes his new partner (and potentially more)

The rapture! Right so here, I think this is the implied Indefinitely Paused Apocalypse ending. Cas has fully embraced his role and destiny, meaning that the Winchesters and bobby are now fully alone against all the forces of Heaven and Hell. And so: Sam is locked up in the panic room (in the cage) for the rest of his life in order to keep him from completing the apocalypse. And dean and Bobby are stuck keeping Heaven and hell out of there too. Eternity in prison essentially

Bloodlines is the backdoor/pilot/sequel/passing the torch finale. Essentially, the Winchester story is part of a greater anthology about the life and times of the hunter community. It’s implied that dean is doomed to be overtaken by the mark, and Sam doomed to be killed by him. But we don’t see it! Instead, the baton is passed to those other guys, and it’s implied they take over the work as Sam and Dean reach the end of their lives

Ok so with this one I think we could go one of two ways. Either we take it at face value and it becomes like the…tragic, empty, never able to stop ending. Sam making one final confession of always being angry, Dean being like yeah? Get used to it. That’s life! Sam shutting down, nodding, and then driving off into the distance. Always fighting, never winning, never stopping.

OR you could add one more scene at the end. After the original final scene you pan out, and Sam is still in the hospital. The whole thing was a hallucination. He’s stuck there forever. Cut to black

Lily sunder! Right so the whole ep is about Cas learning that following orders and making the strictly logical choice is not necessarily the person he is and what he wants to do. And then it ends with him expressing that he thinks that getting rid of the baby who will be Jack is not a good thing. So maybe the like…hope for the future ending? Vaguely uneasy prolife ending? Cas separating from Sam and Dean and finding his own way ending? All of them do work

Oooo ok so here we get the Sastiel ending. Sam’s been struggling for 14 seasons to find some measure of peace and normality. He finds it, but it’s just another prison. Cas pulls him out. Sam and Cas have a final chat, smile at each other. Cut to black

Someone did an everyone dies ending version but I think we even could’ve ended with a fourth wall break thing where it’s revealed that they know it’s a tv show and they’re acting to an audience and we get super meta bc they’ve finally had enough and everyone just quits. And then we get the scooby doo ending credits

Just my imagination! Could go one of several directions. Version 1: Sam admitting to sully he might have to go back into the cage. Sully squints at him, goes “you know? I think Lucifer was sending you those visions.” Sam goes “oh! Ok glad I didn’t go thru with it then.” Then Chuck suddenly shows up bc uh that wasn’t how it was supposed to go, and we get a proto Moriah ending where it’s revealed Chuck was writing the story all along.

Version 2: we end as is with the sully and Sam convo. It’s implied Sam does go back in the cage, but it’s permanent this time

Ok so HERE, the lesson that Gabriel had been trying to teach them was that their role in this entire thing is a pre written destiny that they have to fulfill. It’s all a story, they’re just a part of it (moriah vibes). So we can go one of two ways:

Sam and Dean look at each other, then refuse to comply. Implied forever fighting ending where they decide to fight a potentially inevitable destiny together. Cut to black.

Sam and Dean look at each other, then get tired, defeated looks. Implied say yes ending because they just want to be done with the story. Cut to black.

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Look if there's one thing, just one thing, that I wish everyone understood about archiving, it's this:

We can always decide later that we don't need something we archived.

Like, if we archive a website that's full of THE WORST STUFF, like it turns out it's borderline illegal bot-made spam art, we can delete it. Gone.

We can also chose not to curate. You can make a list of the 100 Best Fanfic and just quietly not link to or mention the 20,000 RPFs of bigoted youtubers eating each other. No problem!

We can also make things not publicly available. This happens surprisingly often: like, sometimes there'll be a YouTube channel of alt-right bigotry that gets taken down by YouTube, but someone gives a copy to the internet archive, and they don't make it publicly available. Because it might be useful for researchers, and eventually historians, it's kept. But putting it online for everyone to see? That's just be propaganda for their bigotry. So it's hidden, for now. You can ask to see it, but you need a reason.

And we can say all these things, we can chose to delete it later, we can not curate it, we can hide it from public view... But we only have these options BECAUSE we archived it.

If we didn't archive it, we have no options. It is gone. I'm focusing on the negative here, but think about the positive side:

What if it turns out something we thought was junk turns out to be amazing new art?

What if something we thought of as pointless and not worth curating turns out to be influential?

What if something turns out to be of vital historical importance, the key that is used to solve a great mystery, the Rosetta stone for an era?

All of those things are great... If we archived it when we could.

Because this is an asymmetric problem:

If we archived it and it turns out it's not useful, we can delete.

If we didn't archive it and it turns out it is useful, OOPS!

You can't unlose something that's been lost. It's gone. This is a one way trip, it's already fallen off the cliff. Your only hope is that you're wrong about it being lost, and there is actually still a copy somewhere. If it's truly lost, your only option is to build a time machine.

And this has happened! There are things lost, so many of them that we know of, and many more we don't know of. There are BOOKS OF THE BIBLE referenced in the canon that simply do not exist anymore. Like, Paul says to go read his letter to the Laodiceans, and what did that letter say? We don't know. It's gone.

The most celebrated playwright in the English tradition has plays that are just gone. You want to perform or watch Love's Labours Won? TOO FUCKING BAD.

Want to watch Lon Cheyney's London After Midnight, a mystery-horror silent film from 1927? TOO BAD. The MGM vault burnt down in 1965 and the last known copy went up in smoke.

If something still exists, if it still is kept somewhere, there is always an opportunity to decide if it's worthy of being remembered. It can still be recognized for its merits, for its impact, for its importance, or just what it says about the time and culture and people who made it, and what they believed and thought and did. It can still be a useful part of history, even if we decide it's a horrible thing, a bigoted mess, a terrible piece of art. We have the opportunity to do all that.

If it's lost... We are out of options. All we can do is research it from how it affected other things. There's a lot of great books and plays and films and shows that we only know of because other contemporary sources talked about them so much. We're trying to figure out what it was and what it did, from tracing the shadow it cast on the rest of culture.

This is why archivists get anxious whenever people say "this thing is bad and should not be preserved". Because, yeah, maybe they're right. Maybe we'll look back and decide "yeah, that is worthless and we shouldn't waste the hard drive or warehouse space on it".

But if they're wrong, and we listen to them, and don't archive... We don't get a second chance at this. And archivists have been bitten too many times by talk of "we don't need copies, the original studio has the masters!" (it burnt down), or "this isn't worth preserving, it's just some damn silly fad" (the fad turned out to be the first steps of a cultural revolution), or "this media is degenerate/illegal/immoral" (it turns out those saying that were bigots and history doesn't agree with their assessment).

So we archive what we can. We can always decide later if it doesn't need preserving. And being a responsible archivist often means preserving things but not making them publicly available, or being selective in what you archive (I back up a lot of old computer hard drives. Often they have personal photos and emails and banking information! That doesn't get saved).

But it's not really a good idea to be making quality or moral judgements of what you archive. Because maybe you're right, maybe a decade or two later you'll decide this didn't need to be saved. And you'll have the freedom to make that choice. But if you didn't archive it, and decide a decade later you were wrong... It's just gone now. You failed.

Because at the end of the day I'd rather look at an archive and see it includes 10,000 things I think are worthless trash, than look at an archive of on the "best things" and know that there are some things that simply cannot be included. Maybe they were better, but can't be considered as one of the best... Because they're just gone. No one has read them, no one has been able to read them.

We have a long history of losing things. The least we can do going forward is to try and avoid losing more. And leave it up to history to decide if what we saved was worth it.

My dream is for a future where critics can look at stuff made in the present and go "all of this was shit. Useless, badly made, bigoted, horrible. Don't waste your time on it!"

Because that's infinitely better than the future where all they can do is go "we don't know of this was any good... It was probably important? We just don't know. It's gone. And it's never coming back"

hey folks, i know things are shit and getting worse but please for the love of god turn on timestamps in dashboard settings.

i feel like the fact that there are lots of posts floating around with, to be sure negative news, but from years ago and with no visible date on the post/screenshot might just add to the collective anxiety we share on this website that can be slightly lessened or at the very least, directed appropriately.

everything is terrible but there's not point in having a meltdown over a news story from the trump administration.

I wish people were more trauma-literate. Maybe they'd learn to use trigger warnings correctly then.

Obviously I don't speak for every traumatized person, but for me seeing people use trigger warnings wrong is kind of harder to deal with than if people don't use them at all.

What do I mean by using it wrong? Well there are a bunch of things people do:

Saying "trigger warning" by itself without specifying what trigger they're warning for This one's understandable but also kind of insulting cause it's just like "if you have any kind of trauma you might have a bad time byeeeee". You should instead be naming the trigger that you're warning for. "Tw parental abuse", "tw police violence" etc.

Any form of "if you've been sexually assaulted you shouldn't read this" This is gross and patronizing. The purpose of trigger warnings should be to help traumatized people make decisions about what they read, not to make those decisions for them.

Censorship instead of trigger warnings Oh I fucking hate this one. It's infuriating when people act like it's gonna soften the blow if they spell it "r*pe" instead of "rape". All it does is make us trauma survivors feel like our experiences are dirty and tainted and not to be spoken of in mixed company. (Note that people will sometimes star out words in order to evade online censorship algorithms or protect themselves from the search function. This is all fine and valid. But also like, we can tell when you're doing the first thing versus when you're doing the second.)

Seems like a lot of people are engaging in sensitivity theater that is the analog of security theater

I like to use TWs similarly to allergen warnings on food.

"This food contains allergens!" great. which ones tho. just say it has ingredients and be done.

"If you're Jewish don't eat this!" you know nothing about my dietary restrictions kthx

Just label clearly what the thing has. It is more important to warn for more common allergens/triggers, like tree nuts and rape, than it is for rarer ones, but if someone asks you "hey does this have onion/cats" then it is important to answer honestly, even if the answer is "I'm not telling you for my own reasons".

                   the tragedy of anakin skywalker (x)

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OH GOD NO BUT THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. how did the jedi not think of that?

what is anakin’s biggest weakness? attachments.

you know who needs lots of attachment? babies. small children.

anakin should not have been made to study murder: he should have been put in charge of Small Things. He would have bonded with all of them instantly, and it would have given his life Meaning and Purpose.

He’d bond with the kids, but he’d be able to move on because they are Bigger now and they have to go to the Big Kid Class but he still sees them around all the time, and it finally teaches him how to let go of his attachments??? He’d find a kid that he’s particularly fond of and go to Obi-Wan and say “I have found your newest padawan.”

this could have fixed so. many. things. ;_____;

Heh, and Anakin would keep picking Obi-Wan’s padawans for him, and it would be annoying but damn if he wasn’t right every single time.

BUT CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE HOW ANNOYED PALPATINE WOULD BE his life would be never-ending string of trying to get a hold of Anakin (I mean, would Anakin give him a time of day if he can spend it with small kids who absolutely adore him instead?)

he keeps comming over the years, but it’s always like

BEEP

“Anakin, my boy, we haven’t seen each other in a while—“

“I’m sorry, Chancellor, now’s not the best time. I’m tutoring a class.”

BEEP

“My dear boy, I wonder if we could meet for a chat—“

“Well, it can’t be this week, we’re going to Ilum, but maybe later…”

BEEP

“Anakin, I’d like to—“

“I’m terribly sorry, Chancellor,” Obi-Wan Kenobi answers. The apologetic tone might be just a tad exaggerated. “Anakin is on a trip with younglings, he must’ve left his comlink behind accidentally.”

BEEP

“You’ve reached Anakin Skywalker’s private comlink. Leave the message after the tone.”

BEEP

“It’s such a shame that Council doesn’t consider sending you on this campaign, considering the lightsaber skills you demonstrated when I was last visiting the Temple, Anakin.”

“Thank you, Chancellor, but this is precisely why I need to stay behind. In fact just the last week, the Masters decided I should take over some advanced lightsaber classes, considering senior Padawans accompanying their Masters on the frontlines need the training. I might take the Bear Clan along, make it a learning opportunity for the young ones—“

Palpatine closes his eyes slowly. He knows this from experience; Anakin won’t let himself be budged from the topic of little monsters for at least another half an hour.

BEEP

“Ah, Chancellor Palpatine. Anakin left his comlink behind again, he’s in class—“

BEEP

“Anakin, I hoped you—“

“Oh! Chancellor,” the voice on the other end is distinctly female, and Palpatine recognizes it after a second. Kenobi’s second Padawan. He barely restrains the urge to gnash his teeth. “Um, Skyg—I mean, Master Skywalker can’t pick up now. I can tell him you called? It’s just that he was helping me with forms, and he forgot his comlink, and he’s probably already in crèche…”

BEEP

Then there’s that one time when an actual youngling picks up the call. The less said about his reaction to that incident, the better.

BEEP

“—fortunately, they were all right in the end. But in my opinion, this should never happened in the first place, Chancellor.”

Palpatine snaps awake. Was that… was that anger? Finally, the hours of listening to worthless drivel about Jedi younglings paid off.

“My boy, I absolutely agree,” he begins slyly, but before he can continue, Anakin steamrolls on.

“I think Jedi Order is too deeply entwined in the conflict! I honestly don’t think even senior Padawans should be anywhere near battles, not to mention in command of GAR, but now even younglings are acceptable targets for Separatists and pirates! Master Yoda and I were talking about this lately, and—“

Palpatine swallows a scream of rage with some difficulty.

BEEP

“Forgot his comlink again, Master Skywalker has. With younglings, he is.”

Slaughtering younglings moved to the top on the list of things Darth Sidious will do after taking over galaxy some time ago.

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this post keeps getting better and better

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More please! Tagging @systlin, @beautifultoastdream and @karama9

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That is what the Council would have done if they were smart. Seriously. Here’s Yoda saying Anakin should not be taught because he senses too much fear in him, and it’s fear for the people he cares about, something everyone present realizes fully because when it comes to his own safety, Anakin couldn’t be more reckless. Then Qui Gon announces he’s training him anyway, someone points out he might fulfill the prophecy and bring balance to the Force, and nobody, NOBODY, thinks that MAYBE giving him a job that’s more about caring than killing might be an idea. Nope. Okay, we’re training him, let’s foster the loose canon aspect of his personalities, make him a war general and keep pushing him into vicious battles to the death. Sounds perfect for his mental health. The Jedi Council were a bunch of idiots with their head so far up their own asses even a lightsaber shoved up there to the hilt would not provide them enough light to see further than their own noses.

I think I got lost somewhere in this metaphor. You get the point.

After ten years, Palpatine loses his patience and decides to change his plans. Fuck it, Skywalker has kids now–two adorable little moppets who can be captured, broken, and twisted into twin powerhouses of the Dark Side. Torture one while the other watches, convince them Daddy doesn’t love them, easy-peasy.

Unfortunately, he fails to reckon with the fact that not only is he going up against Anakin Fucking Skywalker, but that Anakin Fucking Skywalker is the surrogate father/big brother/best friend/cool teacher of ninety percent of the current Padawans and young Knights in the Order. And while the Council might make decisions and talk about the Will of the Force and stuff, those Padawans and Knights only care about the fact that the man who scared away the monsters under the bed–made it feel less lonely and frightening to be away from home when they were small–is now hurting and scared for his own children.

Just like Palpatine always wanted, Anakin ends up leading an army. An army of young Jedi who smash the ever-loving shit out of everything “Darth Sidious” can throw at them, rescue the terrified Skywalker twins, and drag the Chancellor hisownself before the Senate with conclusive proof that he’s an evil Dark-Side-wielding bastard who kidnaps adorable kids.

Attachments FTW.

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God, YES

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Luke and Leia would have grown up with 500 brothers and sisters of assorted species.  Whenever you see Anakin there are 10 kids with him, occasionally actively hanging off of his arms or riding on his shoulders. (Anakin looks downright gleeful about this). Padme thinks it’s the most adorable thing ever.  

20 years later by the time “A New Hope” would have begun, Anakin is 45. Padme is the new Chancellor. Luke and Leia are finishing their own Jedi training. 90% of the current young Jedi order calls Anakin ‘Dad’. He has amassed the galaxy’s largest collection of refrigerator art. After that incident with Chancellor Palpatine 15 years back, Yoda was forced to admit to Qui Gon’s very smug force-ghost that he was right. Everything is right with the galaxy. 

I am so sorry this ate my brain and then things ran away from me. I AM SORRY.  So. Anakin leads an army to retrieve his children and it’s this twisted version of everything Sidious ever wanted and he’s prepared for that.

But Sidious always underestimates how love changes things. And while he’s prepared to fight Anakin’s devoted army of former crechelings, he underestimates how that’s changed the rest of the Order.

Because Obi-Wan is quieter about whom and how he loves but doesn’t make it any less strong. When Obi-Wan loves someone it is unconditional and unyielding and he has never loved anyone as much as he loves Anakin Skywalker. Then the twins are born and Anakin is bashfully about it but he’s not ashamed and of course Obi-Wan has to know, he can’t imagine Obi-Wan not knowing his children (Obi-Wan totally already knows, he has been rolling his eyes about this for months and waiting for Anakin to come to him so he doesn’t spook him or for Padme to knock some freaking sense into him, which she does, because not-dying Padme is scary post-pregnancy and not willing to deal with the stupid anymore) and then Padme hands him Leia and everything stutters to a halt for a moment because oh, oh no, Anakin has found him another padawan.

There is no one Obi-Wan will ever love as fiercely as Anakin, except for Anakin’s children, who may as well be his own children. And he knows from the moment he first holds her that Leia will be the greatest Jedi he ever has a hand in raising.

(It becomes a joke among the Knights and Masters at the temple after the Skywalker twins arrive. If you even think that you might like to take Leia as your padawan, you can feel Obi-Wan glare at you no matter where he is in the galaxy.)

And when Sidious kidnaps Anakin’s children – his future padawan – Obi-Wan is the only Jedi in the galaxy who can put a hand on Anakin’s shoulder and say we need a distraction to do this safely, trust me to bring them home for you. Anakin will lead the frontal assault and tear down all of Sidious’ carefully constructed plans. Obi-Wan will sneak in and safeguard their children and bring them home.

That’s the plan, anyway.

Here’s what none of them expected:

When Luke Skywalker came screaming and red-faced into the world, an ancient, meddling, troll of a Jedi Master who had vowed never to take another padawan felt it and thought: fuck.

Whereas Leia is, even as a child, stubborn and willful and silk hiding steel, Luke is twin balls of sunshine. Raised among Jedi, he is so bright a presence it hurts. Even raised among Jedi, he wears his heart on his sleeve and has absolutely no guile and he pouts when the cafeteria doesn’t serve his favourite dessert but will cheerfully walk across the room and give it to someone else if he senses that person is still hungry. The first time Luke sees Yoda he stares at him, all big blue eyes and pudgy baby hands, then grabs his ears and won’t let go. Everyone is horrified. Yoda harrumphs at him and tell him, “Patience, young one.” He toddles after Yoda from the time he can crawl and no matter how grouchy Yoda seems he never actively dissuades him from it.

After the twins enter the temple, Anakin always knows not to worry if Luke is missing from the crèche. Yoda will escort him back sooner or later.  

(He’s always much more worried when Leia disappears because, yes, Obi-Wan will bring her back but they’ll have always gotten into trouble in the meantime.)

Yoda does not confront Darth Sidious. Yoda does not lose his duel with the Sith lord and become diminished because of it. Yoda is with Obi-Wan, sneaking into his stronghold to see the twins safe. Yoda cannot go Sith hunting when Luke is in pain and gently clinging to him, his arms around his neck, bruised and bleeding and smiled at Yoda when he saw him because Luke knew he would come.

(Sidious cannot win, with them. Leia would risk her home being obliterated rather than betray her righteous cause. Luke would willingly walk into flames rather than give up on those he loves. It hurts, oh it hurts, to see the other in pain, but Leia can watch Luke being hurt and know there are more important things at stake than the two of them and Luke can watch Leia being hurt and trust that they will be saved.)

Sidious escapes but his Empire falls before it solidifies. He will never be as powerful as he needs to be.

(It’s Anakin who notices there is something wrong with the clones. He’s not their General but Obi-Wan is and Obi-Wan is a good general. When Obi-Wan is hurt, they’re all nosey and worried and Anakin – all but glued to his former Master’s bedside when it’s really bad and first and foremost a mechanic – can tell that something is wrong. He’s not always with them so it never becomes familiar, it never becomes normal, and it niggles at the back of his brain until he’s sitting in front of Obi-Wan’s bacta tank –  old training bond humming between them because Obi-Wan hates drugs and hates being sedated and he stays quieter and heals faster if Anakin is there to keep him calm – and Rex walks in to check on the General and Anakin turns around to look at him and he sees it.

The Jedi Order quietly deprograms the clone army. They trace the chip back to Palpatine. Padme and Bail Organa and Mon Mothma start quietly amassing information against him and his allies – enough for criminal charges, pushing Sidious to show his hand and try to kidnap the twins.)

Obi-Wan takes Leia as his Padawan the second she’s old enough for it to be proper. They are scarily well matched. If he was the Jedi’s best hope to keep planets from succeeding during the war, together they can talk whole systems into rejoining the rebuilding Republic. 

Yoda leaves Luke in the crèche until the day before his thirteenth birthday. Everyone is worried except Luke (who knows he is meant to be a Jedi and knows Master Yoda is meant to teach him and trusts this, since he was raised in the Temple. It’s easier to have faith when you’ve always had it and it’s never been wrong). Fourteen Jedi have tried to ask him to be their apprentice. Yoda bashed twelve of them over the head with his stick before they could and Luke turned two down himself, the last three days before his birthday. He spends his last day as a twelve-year old following his dad around, both of them a little clingier than usual. Anakin has always thought that Yoda intended to take Luke as his Padawan but he’s literally hours from aging out and he’s seriously considering comming Ashoka and begging her to come act as backup, when Luke suddenly hugs Anakin hard and quick and Anakin looks over and sees Yoda waiting in the doorway.

Anakin hugs Luke back very, very tightly and then he lets him go. Luke already has his few things packed and waiting. Yoda harrumphs at him. “Ready, you are, padawan mine?”

Luke’s smile is blinding. “Yes, Master.”

Leia talks star systems into rejoining the Republic. Luke returns the Fallen to the Jedi. Dooku is the first and most fleeting (having not been killed by Anakin) – having been betrayed and split from Sidious – Luke finds him when he’s dying and gets Yoda to him in time for him to pass them information on Sidious’ new schemes and die a Jedi, with his old master at his side. There are others, after that, who Fell during the war and didn’t think they could ever return from it. Luke, bright and shiny and full of faith, sees them, thinks, I can fix this, and brings them home one by one.

After the second Return, which is unavoidably public, Leia and Obi-Wan look at each other and enlist everyone they can to begin working to make Luke the new poster boy for the Order. Luke is intensely embarrassed by this and a bit bumbling and shy about it, which just makes it more attractive to everyone. It also keeps the spotlight well away from their rebuilding efforts, which are way easier when there’s less press exposure.

Sidious, who would still like to capture and corrupt the twins, eventually stops trying with Luke because there’s only a 50/50 anyone he sends after him will come back and between years of Yoda’s training (ie dodging his stick), Luke’s innate Force sense and his dumb luck he’s practically impossible to kill.

(Sidious dies ignobly at the hands of a new apprentice, one of the Fallen who Luke has been trying to save. His defeat was always going to be someone else’s redemption.)  

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it got better again I’m sO HAPPY ;____; 

I figure there’s a time when Steven seriously thinks about picking a different birthday from Marc’s. Does he really have all the qualifications to be a Pisces? Sure, he likes fish well enough, but maybe he’d better do some research…

Then he finds out that the constellation Pisces is two fish (!), tied together with a ribbon so they won’t lose each other (!!), and the star at the center of the ribbon is actually a binary star system (!!!).

And now Steven is 100% all-in on being a Pisces for life.