YOUR LUCKY THREE OF CLUBS PLAYING CARD, ENSHRINED FOREVER WITH THE PHOTOGRAPH OF A HANDSOME BUT STERN MAN YOU’VE COME TO CALL CHET, PROMISING TO BE HIS TRUE FRIEND UNTIL THE FATEFUL DAY HE CAN FINALLY TAKE A BITE OF THAT DELECTABLE HOT DOG WITH MUSTARD, CANNOT SAVE YOU

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

This is a lie! There's no hotdogs in that fridge!

“Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take”

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

Wtf looks like a soundboard but instead forces you to pay rent?!

why would you have a button in your house for calling the cops

I have four bathrooms in my house (long story). One toilet have no water, one doesn't let go of the poo, one drains the poo to the floor AND NOW, one is working (used to leak water). Place your bet and make yourself at home.

Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec

Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about

Unmute !

This hot dog bun was cursed to be soaked in ketchup by the goddess Eris Discordia for being bitten on a Thursday. Hold your horses boys, Friday is just around the corner. 85.

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

my followers slappin me after i make another post on tunglr.com

“Our Wish for the End, Me” by Clayshaper

The Sausage GODDESS!