adam doing tasks for cabeswater
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I hope they start having better sex, what a shame
flakes-girlfriend
me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican
ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked
Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”
thanks to mstief for giving ronan a tree nut allergy because now i can imagine him being fucking furious he has to sit at the nut free table at elementary school lunch.
if you were a les mis fan between the years 2013-2016 you cursed to never be able to listen to “i will follow you into the dark” in a normal way
this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life
im starting to think the idea of the "person who thinks they're better than you because they listen to obscure music which they talk about with elitist glee on how you Wouldn't Get It" is a fake kind of person that hasnt existed for a decade. everyone i know that listens to genuinely weird and unknown music is so excited to share it with others if actual interest is shown. all the concept has served to do is make people who haven't gone deep into obscure music write off anything they're not familiar with due to fear of "pretentiousness"
I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees
"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."
"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."
One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.
Someone who says they don't care if dudes wear dresses and makeup is a better ally than someone who says they're a safe space for women and non-binary people. I am not joking.
my dads thoughts on the alabama dock brawl