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For Men:
If you can stick your penis in it, then it's safe. Go for it, buddy.
if u dont make a post soon, your blog will be taken over by woodys roundup
Jokes on you because I don't even know what that means.
Remember that if you're having a stroke to maksjrwn dnfbd dneiwnnd cnke endj sjs.
Remember, your friends are out to get you. Get them before they get you.
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Safe sex starts with a safe mind. Always remember your helmet.
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The more you eat the more enegery you have. So eat as much as you can and drown your feelings with a nice slushie.
e n e g e r y
Stahp
Switch your pesky vape out for all natural cigarettes
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Funny: saying ‘I think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 seconds.
Pretty Funny: saying 'i think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 minutes.
Pretty Creepy: saying 'i think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 hours.
Creepy: saying 'i think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 days.
Kind of Sweet: saying 'i think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 weeks.
Pretty Sweet: saying 'i think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 Months.
Sweet: saying 'i think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 years.
Funny: saying 'i think I love you’ to someone after knowing them for 5 decades.
Stop eating fruit and start smoking more cigarettes
If you ignore the problem it will go away.