TheDeviledEggWearsPrada

“Im sorry, the old Taylor cant come to the phone right now…why?…oh because shes dead”

me:

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

Y'all need to type paragraphs of arguments less and learn to say “blow me bitch” to people

sing us a song, youre the piano man

quilly joel

i feel so attacked right now

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

Cat People

I need this as a hat

OMG 😂

he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student

damn. baby flamingo

huge fuckin foot. damn