the town bisexuals are at your door it is time for you to pick a bride
The farmhouse
This was meant to go with a fic I’m working on but at this rate I have no idea if that’ll get done, so figure I might as well at least post this bit ;;
absolutely obsessed with spiderman india’s design
We don't blame them
theyre just so smooth
Gamers. Depression
Guys I found the cure for depression it’s actually when your girlfriend buys you a cake because you’re sad and you take a giant bite out of it like an animal
fahrenheit defenders i do not respect:
- “why would you need to know what temperature water freezes at” (i live in a place where snow and cars co-exist)
- “it’s a 0-100 scale so 50 degrees is a perfectly average temperature” (‘average temperature’ is subjective, i have seen enough people from different climates fight over what qualifies as ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ to know that does not work)
- “it just makes more sense objectively” (it’s only intuitive to you bc it’s what you’re used to)
fahrenheit defenders i respect:
- “you’re just jealous because we can say it’s 69 degrees outside” (i am)
Very true
[i.d.: a tag that reads, "and we can set our ovens to 420". end i.d.]
Wait, fuck. I just realized something.
If republicans boycott every restaurant that “goes woke” soon they’ll just have to eat at home. Then they’ll have to learn how to cook. The price of seasonings is gonna go through the roof 😩😩😩
Have you seen TikTok trad wife cooking videos? You won’t have to worry about seasoning demand rising
I wanted to propose some rebrands in honor of HBO Max becoming “Max”
Please consider these very serious proposals
I need y’all to see these dumb streaming service rebrands and logo redesigns because I put so much work into them.
I've perfected a new way to grind any unwanted to conversation to an unproductive screeching halt. I call it Mossing.
Deets about what?
What is mossing?
I'm glad you asked. Mossing is when you disrupt a conversation by acting as if every sentence the other person says is the beginning of a brand new conversation.
But why would you do that?
Huh? Why would I do what?
Why is it called mossing?
Well, I don't know how you heard about mossing, but I call it that because it's how Llewellyn Moss talks and I find it very funny
captain-price-officially
This is the best way to start my new year.
You should turn the sound on because this dude is delivering a piping hot version of "What's going on?" and it is wonderful.
“Morse Coding with the D1P! 🤓💻” via @plip.works on TikTok
catgirlwobbly
Til there’s Morse code for special characters like () and “”
This bitch is programming via telegram
Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning
Eggman's security system during a break-in