All of you need to show some fucking respect to Ms Pac-Man. Without her where would your Tifa Lockhearts and Lara Crofts be. If you want to jack it to Bayonetta go bust a nut to the FIRST sexy video game woman. Salute.
Hey King did you know that Ms. Pac-Man was officially unpersoned by Namco. She doesn’t exist anymore. As far as Namco is concerned, she never did.
Why is this world so cruel to sluts and whores
Every year since we started dating, I've gifted my husband an illustration of us and our dog. Here is this year's artwork!
And here's a few from past years;
Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal
“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”
Sculpture by Erik Christianson.
I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.
How dare women try to have nipples.
Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.
ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.
Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know.
And on top of all that, exposed breasts have a long and storied history of symbolism in art. They mean all sorts of things. The sculptor may have chosen to expose her left breast specifically to denote her courage–her heart is exposed–or to evoke comparison to Amazon warriors, who cut off their right breasts.
Titties are complex in art.
Fascinating!
official boob post
If your ttrpg has nearly incomprehensible charts and graphs,
I will get it. May never play it, but I will look at those charts and graphs a whole lot.
There is something about a good chart that accomplishes more in game design than I am strictly comfortable with. There's a cadence, a syntax, a distinct and immediately discernible style to a good chart that is really hard to put into words.
You know it when you see it and when you see it it's impossible to unknow.
Random tables and charts look really easy to write. But they're hard to write well.
100% agree! Good charts and tables are deceptively hard to make well (not even talking about making everything gel when you get to layout...), but when they are, they can add so much.
I also love stuff that looks like it was pulled straight out of a physics or mathematics paper. Its on the completely other end of the spectrum in terms of "usability", but the vibe! The vibe!
I have something extremely important to say
My aunt’s dog has a paw print on his paw
The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture
one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot”
the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)
a couple of things about my experiences:
1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from
2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did
3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”
4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices
5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates
6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery
“you CAN’T fuck the rhombus’ sounds like Quitter Talk to me.
Finally some good fucking news
they concluded that the rats were having fun partially bc the rats voluntarily initiated games, hopped around joyfully and teased researchers by pretending to come close and then skittering away. rats are Very Good
These scientists are getting grant money to play games with rats all day and that is just, living the dream.
Some new work, some office oddities for a new solo ttrpg game with Far Horizons and Samantha Leigh! inspired by night vale, gravity falls, surreal humour and old lab equipment.
Proposal for a truly adversarial tabletop RPG:
A basic mockup of a character sheet might look like this (though in practice they should be much more needlessly complicated):
Information
Species: (1) ________ [noun] Profession: (2–3) ________ ________ [noun + verb ending in -er] Alignment: (4) ________ [adjective]
Skills
(5) ________ [verb] Rating: 4 (6) ________ [verb] Rating: 3 (7) ________ [verb] Rating: 2 (8) ________ [verb] Rating: 1
Known Spells
(9–10) ________ ________ [verb ending in -ing + noun] (11–12) ________ of ________ [noun + verb ending in -ing] (13–14) ________ ________ [adjective + noun]
(Note that the traits presented here should not be taken as normative, so not all character sheet variants will have slots for "Alignment", or "Known Spells", or even "Skills", and other sheets may have traits not seen here.)
Please do not let Philadelphia Phillies Outfielder Kyle Schwarber lose this one
(image source: Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphenalia on Twitter)
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
the quick brown fox jump over a silly dog
this is the olnly sentence in english with every letter alphabet
DRAMATIC DEATH GAME OVER SOUND EFFECT YOU LOSE
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
25/26
(as opposed to every other month when we're all demure about disability rights /gentle sarcasm)
The worlds smallest snail has just started to go freak mode on a succulent apple slice
twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right
