so I stalked Dylan and Cole’s twitter and this is what i found!
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
fun fact: some of jim carrey’s scripts literally contain the phrase “jim carrey proceeds to act like jim carrey”
Reblogging bc fucking Jim Carrey
Fucking Jim Carrey
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
This
Does this look as familiar to you as it does to the Depression Army?
(We were at Universal Studios, in the harry potter section waiting in line)
So this guys asked my brother how do you know if your a wizard
And my brother said, “A large harry man comes to you on your eleventh birthday and takes you away from your family”
And I just died.

