these lakes look like boobs with some perspective
It kinda does (I tried)
this story is already very funny but the added articles on the side are killing me
No fuck off. Dale gribble is a loving kind man who openly accepts his father for being gay. Dale gribble is a good man who has some crazy ideas but very few are actively harmful to others and he would never vote for trump ever. He would absolutely believe (and be correct) that trumps Fandom is a cult. Fuck this post.
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Dale doesn’t vote at all Dale canonically leaves the country every presidential election to Mexico in case the results lead to mass hysteria.
If Dale voted in the modern day he’d do so because he was on the phone with his dad and his dad told him about how nervous he was about the election so he’d at least try to cast a ballot before getting escorted out for not having a giving valid US citizen information.
these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy
#they look like what smashmouth sounds like
its been a long day pass the cursed amulet
why do i feel the urge to replace my wardrobe with similar but more revealingly cut clothing 🤨 brooo did you get the cursed amulet that makes you horny instead of the one that makes you go mad with power. you know i can't be trusted around the horny amulet bro
no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside
As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose
IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!
You guys will never believe what just happened to me
What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar
Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me
what was i made for?
“ophelia” by john everett millais but it’s barbie and for the sake of this concept let’s pretend that there is in fact water in barbieland
can i just say the weird standard people try and hold queer romcoms(and queer media but) in general is so weird
its always "its too juvenile" and "its too wholesome" but then its "this is too sexualised" and apparently queer ppl having sex scenes is automatically "fetishizing". Always "too corny" "too angsty" and dont get me started on people who act like something has to be bad representation just because they didn't like it
"its cringey" it is a fucking romcom bro. like half of the appeal of a romcom is the kinda cringey fun of it all . not your thing? fine go watch something that is but god stop acting like one romcom is gonna dismantle the movement for queer rights.
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it's me, I'm girls
@okura94 have I got news for you babe
Update, were married now
That's awesome congratulations!!
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They are having Blowout Sale Right Now! Via HERE
I love this side of tumblr
If I manage to get that I will give this to my gf if I by some miracle get one.
Of my bf asks me to marry him with THIS- idk I'm just gonna explode and demand we marry right away
They have a Necklace Version now too that Projects "I LOVE YOU" in 100 different languages! I found it HERE
Genuinely one of the coolest things I've ever seen
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me