Consider: crabs.... but with paws
dont touch
this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment
my artistic peak?
patreon // commissions // buy my stickers // buy my comics please
I love this with all my heart and soul.
just once I want to see a character have a gender crisis where it’s like
Villain: hah! you fool! have you not heard the prophecy? no man may kill me!
AMAB Hero: *kills the villain*
AMAB Hero: hmm. okay. okay okay okay. let’s unpack that… later.
I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist
like that?
Drew some Girls!! But in different(ish) clothing because I needed an excuse to draw Entrapta with the mechanic arm.
Click for better quality ;0; !
“I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by… “
#lol
UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE!
Unmute
Reblogging because we all need a laugh
Everyone should aspire to a cat’s understanding of healthy relationships
-they are vocal about their emotional as well as physical needs (alerting you when they need affection or entertainment in addition to when they need food), demonstrating an excellent example of self care and open communication
- they can enjoy being in a space with you while you’re each doing your own thing, demonstrating the healthy boundaries and separate interests
- they also like learning about what you’re doing and being involved in your hobbies (e.g. sitting on your laptop, cuddling while you read a book or knit a scarf or play a game)
-they consistently enforce their boundaries. first with nonverbal communication, then verbal (hissing/growling), then violence (scratching/biting) when needed, demonstrating that it’s 100% appropriate to defend your bodily autonomy by any means necessary, even against those you love and depend on.
-they demonstrate the importance of ongoing consent by respecting their ability to change their mind during physical affection and stop at any point
Thinking abt immortality and how meticulously you’d have to keep track of all of your shit so some nosy historian didnt spot your old journal or coat or copy of a book and call an infuriating time-based finders keepers
“It’s two hundred years old” they say. “It’s essentially public property” they say. It’s a letter you sent to your friend and it’s in a museum now and you’re screaming
Why are vampire stories always I Want To Drink The Sexy Neck Milkshake and never two vampires texting about the passionate letter one wrote to the other in 1863 but never sent that the other just saw in the Smithsonian’s fall exhibition on Love Through the Ages and what the fuck, Claude, why didn’t you say anything
THANK YOU!!! asking the REAL questions
“And in this exhibit, we see the drawings that a child in 1512 made in his lesson book.” “I spent 350 years becoming a master artist, and THIS is the only work that I can get in a museum? Why don’t you just torture me with my high school poetry, too?”
museum heist by a vampire desperate to get back the Really Good Umbrella she accidentally left at a coaching inn in 1788
HERE IS A FIC inspired by this post, for people who were asking!!
i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something
madejsbian
*runs over the curb* this is my design
