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I Reject Your Reality

@thecompanionsdoctor / thecompanionsdoctor.tumblr.com

My name's Marie. I like food, sarcasm, and proper capitalization. One time I made a post about Monday and then the Supernatural fandom found it.
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kelcioddle
what she says: I’m fine
what she means: why is Dorian Gray never played by people with blond hair? why is Dorian always depicted as all pale and dark? oscar literally describes his hair as gold like two seconds after we meet him. directors apparently feel like they have to make Dorian look dark dangerous and brooding, but he’s not supposed to look dark and dangerous and brooding. That’s the whole point. No one ever suspects him because he looks like an innocent little cherub with golden curls and rosy cheeks. His physical appearance is described with terms that Western literary tradition, during the nineteenth century in particular, associated with goodness and godliness, and this is intentionally juxtaposed with the blackness of his soul. If you intentionally play him as someone who looks like a Byronic hero, much of the symbolism of his character is lost, right?
#GIVE#ME#BLOND#DORIAN#next adaptation i expect that piece of shit to look like the damn sun
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thistlefly
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swishersposts

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

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lesbiangrandmas
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melodramaticsoprano

So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

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fallintolife

superb, you funky little soprano

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presidentnaruto
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hearthstoneblitz

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

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thatnewfartsmell
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squidyword
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head