Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there
he got raptured
Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
hes waiting by the microwave
WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE
NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE
the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
Calling the latest round of bots "pornbots" is giving them more credit than they deserve tbh.... most of their blogs are empty. no boobs. no ass
anyway check this shit out *turns into a boy* *i still look exactly the same* *youre still just as attracted to me but its different somehow*
Good take as always
I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy.
I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?”
and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.”
Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.
Not sure this one is a good idea lads
I think indeed dot com should have a comment section
"no salary listed hmmm....... 🤔🤔🤔"
"BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE"
"'fast-paced high-energy environment' just say it's toxic"
there's nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it's normal it happens all the time
