this is the best sentence ever typed
me after the socialist revolution when yaoi is outlawed
Actually, as a cis woman who is a fujoshi, I plan on being the next communist dictator, so get fucked, OP.
A second best sentence has hit the twin towers
Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you
fun fact: farsightedness used to be as common as nearsightedness, until as recently as about 50 years ago, when nearsightedness suddenly exploded all over the world. now it's EVERYWHERE - and no one knows for sure why!
common sense has long blamed "near work" (i.e. reading and writing), or screen time, but research hasn't been able to show any correlation between these things and myopia. instead, one working theory is actually that not getting enough sunlight is to blame (studies comparing children whose schools allowed for more outside time versus those who had them mainly indoors seem to support this).
moral of the story: sun responsible for glitch which causes render distance limit to become inverted
i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
strap-on
i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
thank god i screen shot it
⚠ Tip! You can attract someone's [white ass] with a piece of [cheese]
The thing that bothers me about cyberpunk-themed smut is that it's always like "oh no, cyborg genitals", and every time it's just a scary-looking penis. If I was going to the trouble and expense of having my junk replaced with heavy machinery, I wouldn't settle for what God intended, all right? I'm talking about robotic appendages which enable modalities of intercourse heretofore unknown to science. You know? Members which by their very existence perturb the ontology of fucking.
what?
sorry, you'll have to squeak up. my ears may be big but my hearing is very small
hi wendy, this is my business, “bad ideas co.” and i hope youll help us undermine the city infrastructure with permanent underground fast food rat tunnels. dont worry about the rats. our robots will dispatch them promptly. i love you
polls have introduced twitter’s other favorite game, “PLEASE tell me my personal habits are normative” to tumblr, and i think that’s a bad thing
