i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this
wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
dont check the newest replies
(tagging my fellow Stabilized Road Pastors @saiyk @bysshe @slicktoes and also @eldritch-boulevard)
want to bring back the punk movement? don't know where to start?
ladies und gentlemen, i present to you my newest, latest, and greatest set of ideology beliefs that came to me as a vision while i was taking a shower last night:
the anti-aestheticism movement
(tl;dr version at the bottom!)
Anonymous asked:
why am i on ur dni
ask off anon (or give me ur blog if we’ve blocked eachother) and i may be able to tell you!
How to play the terrible discord server game “beat the meatles”
The thing is about the beatles is that they look identical, and even more so when some war criminal has drawn them in the buff. This game challenges your ability to tell these 4 ugly men apart!!!
What you’ll need:
Discord server
Discord bot with a rule 34 function
3+ players
How to play:
Each player will take turns using the bot to search for beatles rule 34. Players get ome point for each beatle they guess correctly before other players. If there is a dispute over what beatle it is, type OBJECTION! Into the chat, and reverse google image search the image. The player who reaches 10 points first wins!!!!
Have fun!!!
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME
i deleted a bunch of old asks from months ago that i never answered idk if it notifies people but if you asked me something before december and i deleted it then i’m sorry, i needed to clean my inbox!
Anonymous asked:
How did you know you were a system? :3
well, it’s a complicated answer due to how things went, but i’ll try my best to answer!! (also sorry for not replying for a while, i’ve been trying to find ways to articulate this ;;!)
i went through a long period of denying that i was a system. i had noticed all the telltale “signs” in myself, like “hearing” different voices, memory blocks, and dissociation. i chalked it all up to either autism or just general effects from trauma. in october 2021, i finally just stopped denying it. i realized that i am a system. ever since admitting it, i’ve noticed more headmates appear, and i’ve realized that my memory blocks are in fact dissociative amnesia (i knew it was probably a trauma-related thing but not that specifically.)
that’s the most justice i can do this question, even though i’m sure it doesn’t rlly do a lot of justice. i do appreciate it nonetheless, as even if i struggle to articulate my answers i do like answering questions about my systemhood! :)
Anonymous asked:
Leaving a bunch of squeaky toys in your inbox i will not clean up after myself 🐕🥎🧸
HOW COULD YOU…..THAT WAS MY GOOD INBOX *goes to storm off but steps on many squeaky toys*
Morally grey: A character who does too much bad to be a good person, but does too much good to be a bad person.
Sympathetic villain: A character who is a bad person, but whose backstory/character arc makes you feel sorry for or sympathetic towards them.
Anti-hero: A character who does bad things to achieve a good goal.
Anti-villain: A character who does bad things to achieve a goal that they believe to be good, but is actually messed up.
Just plain annoying: A character who does bad things to achieve a bad goal but has one throwaway line about a hard childhood that is expected to put them into one of the aforementioned categories when in reality it just makes them annoying
Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing
Why are they like this
this was a prophecy
Legit tho if this is your attitude towards sex workers & ppl who engage with us, you are not an ally to us, you’re 1 step removed from SWERFs & I don’t trust you!
rb and say what country/continent you’re in in the tags please!!! ty <333
I love that phenomenon where ur talking to another neurodivergent person for the first time and u haven’t quite grocked their flavor of brain yet and they haven’t grocked yours and you’re both using your Acceptable Friendly Person Getting To Know You Script on each other but of course those scripts have been calibrated mainly for use with, like, normal people, so you just end up being like two conversational roombas bonking gently off one another like “hello fellow human” “hello fellow ‘hello fellow human’” until you both at some point manage to adjust your programming and actually like, communicate
It’s like when I was a kid I had two furbies and when you put them next to each other they’d just natter nonsensically past one another for a bit and then at some point one would abruptly recognize the other with its furby sensor or w/e and it would shout “DANCE!” and the other one would flap its ears and reply “HEY, DANCE” and then, in perfect unison, they would begin to rock back and forth while chanting “doot doot doo doot doot doo”
It’s exactly like that. I love it. Crazy people are the best, we are super excellent, i love us, i love crazy ppl
I wrote this post in my head while having a major dissociative episode in the bathroom and its the best and truest thing Ive ever said
fuck all this post palawan stink badger
Oh shut up how come nobody told me they were coming out with new mammals