The cutest vibes

Me being escorted out of my Chuck E. Cheese job interview where I pitched my new character Fuck E. Cheese

it gets better

Seagull from The Sims 4

this seagull sucks

this seagull fucks

Oh fuck! I’ve gotta tell my chickens i love them!

phew

what kind of idiot farmer does this at the end of the day (this post was written by Tell All Animals I Love Them At The Start Of The Day gang)

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

based

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

my blog is a safe space for anyone who’s written “sorry :(” on a math test before

he can't drink that. he has a mask on. he did it for the aesthetic and the aesthetic only. king.

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

Modern day Sysiphus

the best part is at the end when you can hear the dispenser go again

yes

come thru bitch

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

KING HAS LEGS

You scratch my back, I scratch yours

I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel

midnight sonata in the background is sending me, i feel like i am at a funeral and this woman is speaking and midnight sonata is playing except it’s with this food and now i’m just confused and strangely calmed and sobered

this is a missing episode of hannibal 

This radiates pure joy

SHE IS OUR DISCO QUEEN

She time traveled from 1978 the moves are too good

im gonna shit

The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.

Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.

Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.