TIME TO GET RANDOM!

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

some of you are like. really weird about bald people tbh

'balding' isnt "bad genetics" its literally just a trait. something natural that happens to a lot of people. not necessarily good or bad. jfc

it aint inherently ugly either like ???? it fits some people it doesnt fit others. a lot of people look good bald and a lot dont. whatever. like its not a gotcha! as a sign of """bad""" aging its not an insult its just. people's bodies.

The earth isn’t round or flat. It’s heart shaped.

crying

user markshotaros going shooters for karl marx

u forgot the best part

This came across my feed a little bit ago so I'm glad I finally have context for it

@ukaizawa

God, that explains this:

my laser hair removal technician introduced herself to me today even though we’ve met a couple times and i introduced myself back instead of pointing it out. but then i butterflied my legs for her to zap and she went “oh my god, we have met before, i’m so sorry! i didn’t recognize you with your new haircut.” which. sorry. it’s nice of you to remember but. did you recognize me by pussy

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically

Is anybody else obsessed with understanding how others perceive you like… who am I in your lives… what kind of person am I… a friend of mine told me once that I’m mysterious and I was like ??????!???)????

love is stored in the cow!

funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

A big mood

I missed this video

Keeyum.

@huffpc

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days

have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the fuck open

Isn’t that a thwomp

on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie

Please reblog this nice Toad.

Super Mario Odyssey 2 took a weird turn

I looked her up.

It gets worse.

SHE DIED BECAUSE OF A MISFIRE THAT MAY NOT HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN A MISFIRE.

The actual target was the building behind her home. Two missiles of 24 missed, striking her home, killing her, her husband, and their housekeeper, and blinding their daughter.

This by itself would be tragic and inexcusable. But it goes a step further:

Her house was previously destroyed in American bombings in 1991. In protest, she used pieces of it to make a mosaic on the floor of the al-Rashid Hotel in Baghdad. The mosaic was of George H.W. Bush (who would have ordered those bombings), and the intention was that nobody would be able to enter the hotel without stepping on his face, which is a massive insult in Iraq. (Anybody else remember the hero who threw his shoes at Bush II?) It was a piece of protest art. Something supposedly protected and enshrined in American values and law.

And there are rumors that the “misfire” was deliberate, and was retaliation for the mosaic.

George W. Bush, H.W.’s son, ordered the mosaic removed when American troops captured Baghdad in 2003.

By the way, if you want to say “FUCK the Bushes and also Clinton for this,” then don’t let the memory of this piece of art die:

Spread it like the wind through the trees.

look i have no problem drinking water but i do have a problem getting up to pee when im already comfy

its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am  a bit strange