The Cheesy Llama

he is just not happy with the state of it

Tumblr is 200% better then Twitter

It stacks

more!!!

Twitter can’t get a dollar out of me but Tumblr’s winning just by being funny

It maxes out at 24 [12x], this is dumb and I love it

Playing Elden Ring for the nth time

it just shipp 🤷‍♂️

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

i think im in love with you

throwback to when i was corrupting skyward sword and accidentally created pinecone link

additional pinecone

bonus, the :pinecone_link: discord emoji on one of my personal servers, just wanted to share him with everyone else too

additional bonus, his head remained unchanged during cutscenes

The winner

the jumbotron operator:

What are you waiting for? Let's go

SKY PRAISER

every day i understand this more and more

For every super power in existence there is someone who is immune to it. You are immune to ‘Time Stopping’, allowing you to move around in the time frozen world like the user does. However you have no idea who they are or when they will stop or restart time.

This sounds like a really confusing way to go through life. Sometimes things pause at a convenient moment! You get to catch the stuff you dropped, or finish a project by the deadline. Other times it just stops in the middle of an emotional conversation and you’re stuck waiting around for time to resume. Can’t wander away, or else they’ll wonder where you disappeared to all of a sudden, and it’s not like you have any idea how long the pause will be.

But just imagine someone going through all this and finally seeing someone else move during a pause.

Picture a supervillain who can pause time, happily helping himself to some money at the bank, not expecting to get slammed with a chair by some nobody yelling about “I’ve been in line for THREE HOURS, you jackass!”

average rock climber interior decor

you have an accident on the second floor and the EMTs show up, see they have to get the gurney up and down a rock wall, and opt instead to just shoot you like a lame horse.

-the tumpet