It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

Please refer to me this way

Women are my favorite guy

Go tell your wife you love them or else

🫡 on it boss

Good. Now do it again. Multiple times a day. For the rest of your life. OR ELSE

Friendly reminder to go tell your wife how much you love them and how much they mean to you

You know what time it is.

TELL YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE "I LOVE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING" or else

Wife loving hours never stop in this blog

Go tell your amazingly beautiful wife, "my love, you are my entire life. without you the world would cease to exist for it is your love that keeps me living another day" .. or else

Go tell your heaven sent wife of unparalleled beauty, "my love without you life would lose meaning for it is your presence in my life that gives me purpose. thank you for loving me my beautiful wife." .,.,orelse,,

Please for the love of GOD go tell your amazing, beautiful and inspirational wife, "my love you're the most amazing person I've ever met and I am so very grateful to be loved by someone as beautiful and strong as you"

its why nostalgia gets so debilitating you lose all these places and your body misses them and it doesnt know how to complain other than hurting so it invents itself an organ temporarily. just right of your spine so that it can make you feel discomfort in your stomach and back when you look at hazy distant mountains or the afternoon sun falling onto the blinds in your dark room and you think. God if i could go back for one day to that never and nowhere ill make sure i remain this time

every single reblogger has tagged this with some variation of ‘me’, except for the one person who tagged it

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

Refaat Alereer: If I die, let it be a tale

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

So for over a month and a half I’ve been told in my Creative writing MA class that my writing is too poetic and abstract to work in the form of a novel and that I need to simplify my meanings and sentences. I did as I was told and lost all interest in writing if I have to write in the same style that every other novelist does. Today I received this note from a classmate and didn’t realise how much I needed to hear it. Don’t change your art just because other people don’t get it. Don’t change your style to fit in with everyone else. It’s your story not theirs.

This post is 4 years old, but for anyone who needs to hear it I want to tack on the advice my Creative Writing professor told the class I was in: "Not everyone is going to get what you're trying to do. So a lot of the advice your classmates write on your papers might feel Wrong to you. If it feels Wrong and you don't think they understand your story, don't take their advice because they are not your audience."

Sounds like the initial advice for OP to tone down her natural voice was incorrect, but thankfully one of her classmates that was part of the audience wants to hear that voice.

I need to be shaken thoroughly to ensure a consistent distribution

Each person who leaves a note is giving you a shake

Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

George Sand, in a letter to Gustave Flaubert

Nikki Giovanni, Mirrors

Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait in Letters

Mary Oliver, Dogfish

on choosing kindness. again and again.

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE LOSS OF YOU

@/buckykingofmemes / after the movie, marie howe / homestuck^2, page 109 / it's a risk, it's a gamble, nondz / angela deane / smoke signals, phoebe bridges / waiting room demo, phoebe bridgers / euphoria 01x01 / @/lesdemonium / fleabag 02x04

please (don't) stop being my mother.

"tits" is too sharp a word for what it describes

if you say it often enough, the word gets smoother around the edges like how the river makes pebbles smoitj...

Can I?

May I?

how many more Fridays do I just have to make it to

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

i drew this comic more than 10 years ago :) couldnt even tell u who i was thinking of now cuz i hardly remember… cant believe it resonated with so many people!!!

Ever since I was a little child I always knew I wanted my content removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines