Does anyone remember me? How does Tumblr work? omggg
"You two have been spending a lot of time together."
Jealousy starters
“Who d’you mean?” he asked, frowning. She didn’t mean Ruby, did she? Because that seemed exactly like what she wanted, but her tone contradicted his theory.
Lilith glared at the Planner, crossing her arms over her chest. “Don’t act as if you don’t know exactly who I’m talking about. What, you want to play all stupid now?”
❛ i like my sugar with coffee and cream. ❜

“What kind of cream?”
"Stop complaining!" (APPARENTLY ASKS ARE BEING BITCHY SO HOPEFULLY THIS SENDS BUT HI)
Hurt/Wounded starters
“What, aren’t I allowed to complain when my hand’s sliced open?”
His palm was flat and turned upright. A large gash ran across it–a mishap with a dish–and the dark orange blood of Gallifrey spilled out. The Planner was mopping it up furiously with a clump of paper towels. “Where are the bandages?”
Instinctively, he yanked his hand close to his chest. Lilith stitching his hand back together with a sewing kit wasn’t the best visual. Then again, he couldn’t exactly go to the hospital, could he? They’d dissect him the moment he checked in.
“Let me see what the TARDIS has in her sickbay. There might be something there that’s…biologically compatible with a living creature.”
She put her hands on her hips, glaring at him. “What? You don’t think my thread is good enough for you? I have pink! Who wouldn’t want pink stitches in their hand?” She grabbed onto his hand to look it over.
“I don’t trust you not to pass out on the way to the TARDIS. I can go look for it...perhaps I’ll find some yarn that will work.”
"Stop complaining!" (APPARENTLY ASKS ARE BEING BITCHY SO HOPEFULLY THIS SENDS BUT HI)
Hurt/Wounded starters
“What, aren’t I allowed to complain when my hand’s sliced open?”
His palm was flat and turned upright. A large gash ran across it–a mishap with a dish–and the dark orange blood of Gallifrey spilled out. The Planner was mopping it up furiously with a clump of paper towels. “Where are the bandages?”
“No, you’re not! Have you ever given birth to children, Planner? It’s much worse than a little cut!”
With a groan, Lilith rolled her eyes. “Alright, fine, I’m going to admit that it’s bad...because no bandage is going to keep that thing closed. You’re probably going to need stitches...I think I have a sewing kit in the attic!”

HELL YEAH
I AM SO SORRY
COME FOLLOW MY CHRISTINE. SHE’S A PRECIOUS BABY. BUT DON’T THINK U CAN GIVE HER ANY SHIT
“This repulsive carcass who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty.”
- Independent Erik/Phantom of the Opera RP blog
- Written by Rowan and Caitlin
- Both muns are 18+, so NSFW is likely. This includes smut, as well as violence, abuse, murder, etc.
- Icon RPs preferred, gif RPs can happen. Sometimes we will do gif icon RPs, but we don’t have very many gif icons, so it will be rare
- Para, multi-para, one-liners, etc.
- We will do our best to adjust to whatever formatting you use
- Selective. We give everyone a chance, but sometimes characters or writers just don’t have the right chemistry to work well together.
- I told you we’d have a better promo. This graphic is made by Jack, bless his little heart.
♫ ♪ Guess who’s back, back again ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ Guess who’s back, back again ♪ ♫
send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse
Send ✆ for a morning text Send ♔ for an angry text Send ♠ for a drunk text Send ☏ for a vague text Send ⁇ for a worried text Send ♣ for a text not meant for you Send ✺for a saucy text Send √ for a long winded confessing text Send ☠ for misguided advice Send ☢ for a desperate text Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
I think a good rule of thumb is moderation. So yes, you can have chocolate cake, just maybe not every meal. But I agree 100%.
Yes, exactly! People like to make everyone believe that if you eat a singular piece of cake, or a brownie, or a cookie, let’s say…once or twice a month, or even once a week, then you’re going to gain weight or send yourself to an early grave.
People shouldn’t have to feel guilty and destroy themselves for indulging sometimes. It’s perfectly okay to have a piece of cake at a party, or buy a doughnut when you’ve accomplished something great or have had a really bad day.
Having one doughnut or one piece of cake does not equal a dozen doughnuts or a whole cake every single day.
If you cut out sugar, gluten, processed foods, fatty foods, and fast food and you exercise every single day, and in turn you are miserable...then you are not healthy.
Miserable is not healthy. Whether you’re miserable from losing your favorite foods or losing out on important nutrients, it’s not healthy.
You don’t have to sign a blood contract with death or the god of weight gain to eat a piece of damn cake.
Choose your happiness over the fear of a food that random strangers tell you are unhealthy to eat at all, after they’ve ‘researched’ it by making someone eat three whole cakes a day and nothing else for two weeks.
Your muse sees mine being sold in a brutal slaver's market.
—What is their reaction?
Person A screaming and desperately climbing onto Person B’s shoulders as Person B is trying to kill a spider.
domestic/family starter prompts.
- “Just a little while longer.”
- “Can you come tuck me in?”
- “Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”
- “Did you sleep okay last night?”
- “C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”
- “Is that my shirt?”
- “Can we stay in tonight?”
- “Will you stay with me?”
- “Shh, it’s okay.”
- “Go to sleep, go to sleep.”
- “Hold my hand.”
- “C’mere, it’s alright.”
- “You’re fine.”
- “You’re apart of the family.”
- “Hug?”
- “Gimme a kiss!”
- “Can I snuggle with you?”
- “Your breakfast is getting cold!”
- “Tickle, tickle, tickle!”
- “I got you something!”
- “No, go back to sleep.”
- “What are you smiling about?”
- “He’s such a downer.”
- “Here, I’ll zip you up.”
- “Do you want me to read to you?”
- “I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”
- “Turn around!”
- “Your tie is crooked.”
- “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
- “Can we get a dog?”
- “I love you.”
- “Time for your bath.”
- “You first.”
- “Lemme wash your hair.”
- “Stop squirming!”
- “My turn!”
- “Mind if I move a bit closer?”
- “Can I stay the night?”
- “Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”
- “They forgot to flush!”
- “Come here!”
- “Mom/Dad! They’re being mean!”
- “Think we can play a board game later?”
- “Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”
- “Watch your tone!”
- “Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”
- “Don’t slam the door!”
- “Eat your greens.”
- “Stop playing with your food.”
- “Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”
- “Happy Birthday!”
- “They sings like a goddamn crow.”
- “Don’t sass me, young lady/man.”
- “I don’t like kissing them.”
- “I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”
- “Read to me.”
- “What is going on?”
- “You’re crazy, but I like that.”
- “Hey, watch out for them, okay?”
- “I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”
- “We’re out of milk again!”
- “Who wants a hearty breakfast?”
- “Back in my day….”
- “She’s/he’s my annoying younger sibling.”
- “We don’t need another kid.”
"How?" (HEY GURL)
Send me “How?” and I will randomly generate a number from 1-45 of what your muse will say to mine and my muse’s reaction.9. “Are you in love with someone else?”
“Of course I’m not! How can you ask that?”

“You’ve lately seemed…distracted. I’ve been worried about you. I figured I’d get that question out of the way first.”

“I haven’t been distracted! I’ve been perfectly normal...and not at all in love with someone else.”

tumblr drags people for being close-minded and i get it, but at a certain point i’m like damn, stop with the superiority complex and give people a chance to grow, lord knows you didn’t come out of the womb a social justice blogger with a steve rogers obsession
"How?" (HEY GURL)
Send me “How?” and I will randomly generate a number from 1-45 of what your muse will say to mine and my muse’s reaction.9. “Are you in love with someone else?”
“Of course I’m not! How can you ask that?”

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She’s never been so hungover in her bloody life.
